If I am walking down the street,
Or pavements that meant for feet,
How very, very cross I feel,
When behind I spy a wheel,
Some dozy person on a bike,
I wish that they would take a hike,
Why can’t these idiots understand,
That there are laws across the land,
Which state quite clearly you do not ride,
Where pedestrians like to walk side by side,
But you cannot tell them – they get the hump,
And often you tell them to take a running jump,
So come on you cyclists give us a break,
And please why not the effort make,
Don’t do what you will surely goad,
Just keep off the pavement and stay on the road!