It seems I’ve reached that certain age
When things start to go down hill
I have all sorts of aches and pains
For which I take a pill.
But the most annoying thing I’ve found
As I go about my busy day
Is how often I can’t remember
What I was about to do or say!
They call them ‘senior moments’
When your mind goes a total blank
And you put the tea pot in the fridge
You feel a total plank!
But I call them CRAFT moments
It’s got a better ring
And what does that stand for
Can’t
Remember
A
Flaming
Thing!