A back-from-the-dead canoe has handed itself in to officers at Bridport nick. The Canoe arrived at 4.30PM and claimed loss of memory, it apparently had no idea how it got there, who it was or what it was.
The police were initially baffled by this event until a keen as mustard young officer noticed an insurance policy and a one way ticket to The Panama Canal under it’s waterproof valance 
In a bizarre twist a 65 year old female Coracle arrived at the nick and immediately recognized the canoe as her long lost partner and was dazed and bemused at it’s appearance after being lost for five years. “The last time I saw this canoe was when it was cruising out of West Bay, struggling with the tide, I’ve already been paid out by the Insurance, and I don’t have the room for it, I might stick it on eBay” Said the round boat. As usual, the kind hearted people of Bridport on hearing the news sent food parcels and good luck letters to the 9ft Kevlar composite watercraft and several people have offered it a home. Police are still looking for a paddle. Too much cheese. Scoop Doggy-Style.
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