Have you seen what they've done to the Cerne Giant? Yes a 180 foot Homer Simpson has been painted  (in water soluble paint) alongside our cocky friend. A pagan spokesman says "I'm amazed they got permission to do something so ridiculous" well don't be - the landowner was given a large swedge of cash (probably wished he'd asked for more now). The pagans have been doing a rain dance to try and get it washed away, great stuff guys, this is the best weather we've had for ages. So for a prize of a glazed doughnut -  Try and think of a caption for this picture, what are the big lads saying to each other?

why don't you take a flying **** at a rolling doughnut?

Hoopla for hard men - The Bat