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Thursday, 20 November 2008

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HEALTH CENTRE BUYERS

Smug towny gits outside their new property

The old Health Centre is up for development and local estate agent Mostin Didgery du Balbag is pleased to announce that a London company NHoS Enterprises has purchased the site with a view to turning it into a "Real rural resort/village with all the traditional facilities you would expect to get in such a provincial location". The development that comprises of several brasseries, delis and boutique hotels and will only pass planning if they allow for a Cath Kidston shoppe and some lo-cost compact and bijoux housing. Spokesman for NHoS Enterprises Mr R World Says "we are delighted to offer lo-cost housing, our pricing structure is so low that anyone working in an advertising agency in London W1 could probably afford two of our properties"

We would welcome suggestions for naming this new development, (some can be found here).

Kebab crazed nutter - NFA
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Posted by Carlito, on 11-06-2007 14:23,

So Tuzo, you're obviously a ginger female Irish delivery driver (Catholic)in their 30s who has the ability to attract racist arses like flies to a fresh cow pat. Maybe his mixed-race wife was half Scandinavian and half Welsh, and he masturbates over BNP flyers when his Nordi-Cymru missus is on the blob? No puzzle there really. So in answer to this thread Tuzo...yes there is Rural Racism, but only from Urbanites that moved here because they're racist. Bastards!

Posted by Rustic, on 11-06-2007 15:38,

I haven't been able to post lately and am itching to get stuck into the fray, my metaphorical Dr Martins are polished, my stanley knife has a new blade and I just know there are a fair few of you who ""want some"" but let me get this straight, ""Gets My Goat"" is the new ""And Another Thing 2"" whcih was the new ""And Another Thing"" I dont want to go and get stuck right in amoungst it to find out later I am on the wrong forum.

Posted by goccibos, on 12-06-2007 07:19,

Dr Malicious Close.T

Posted by Denzlepob_at_work, on 30-06-2007 08:01,

Why don't we re-open it as a medical centre?

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