Having counted all the sheep possible and still not being able to sleep last night I found myself resorting to trigonometry to disprove all this chat about Bridport being the celebrity centre of West Dorset.

Given that of the celebs regularly named as being based here, naming no names but let's call them HFW, BB, PJH and MC and given that they live respectively in Axminster, Burton Bradstock, Corscombe and Beaminster surely the centre (after much calculation) is actually North of Broadoak.

So when did Broadoak last feature in the musings of the London hacks?
Grapeivy