Val Temple from Sargeant Bun Bakery in Weymouth has come under fire from jobsworth trading standards officials this week, apparently her sugar marizipan confections contained no pork and her robin cakes contain no red breasted birds at all. Well BridportRadio's poet laureate Ma Baker will sum up this ridiculous affair for you...
It's been going on for years now - Our world going slightly mad But when I read about the 'Pig Tart' saga, I thought now it's got really bad.
Surely Trading Standards have more urgent matters for their attention Than Sargeant Buns little piggy treats and others I've yet to mention Now if you look at it their way - How many sheperds should there be in a pie? Or cottages or fishermen - Should we check before we buy?
What should be a treat to cheer you - This pink piggy with his sugar grin Has got those officials all in a flap - 'cause there's no pork within But do we expect to find any? I'm sure we're not all that thick Now mr Trading Standards Officer - What about Spotted Dick?
Oh god no - I've just fed my dog ...yes ""dog biscuits"" made from deep fried spaniels ears?
Posted by Rosieo6, on 05-05-2007 14:17,
I searched and searched but couldn't find even a piece of lion in my.... Or toad in my toad-in-the -hole!
Posted by mrplanet, on 21-07-2007 14:29,
I could not find any buiding materials in my cottage pie, nor deceased monarch or marine invertebrate in my victoria sponge.As for spotted dick, no chance! There was no vegetarian in my veggie lasagne either. There seemed to be no lakeland rock or soil in my cumberland sausage, nor fens in my linconshire sausage.
Val Temple from Sargeant Bun Bakery in Weymouth has come under fire from jobsworth trading standards officials this week, apparently her sugar marizipan confections contained no pork and her robin cakes contain no red breasted birds at all. Well BridportRadio's poet laureate Ma Baker will sum up this ridiculous affair for you...
