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ImageMy name is Rupert Takes-Dosh and I am the head partner of a firm that creates sand bars at the entrances to busy coastal harbour towns. My particular specialty is in creating sub-sea mud and silt banks that prevent pleasure boats, fishing boats etc from using the harbour safely, or indeed, allowing any vessel in distress to use the harbour as a safe haven due to the uncharted and unpredictable underwater hazard My partners and I prefer to work on harbors that in previous times were ok in most states of the tide and the banks that did occur were well known so that a little local knowledge would enable safe passage around them. If anyone hears of any openings in the area please contact Ruins, Harbour and Takes-Dosh on 0870 89898989


Users' Comments (6) RSS feed comment
Posted by Morning Loves It, on 09-05-2007 18:07,
I wish I could offer you a contract, but my business name is Delapidations 'R' Us so we operate in different fields. Busy guessing who you are Darling.
 

Posted by denzlepob, on 09-05-2007 18:10,
Shakespear goes into a pub, landlord say's, ""Get out, your'e Bard"" Get it !!! Cameras everywhere.......
 

Posted by dragon, on 12-05-2007 10:42,
shortly after that, entrance by Bill Shakespeare enters an chap called Van Gogh,""Like a drink?"" says barman, Van replies ""no thank you i've got one ear(ere)"", subtle eh? hehe
 

Posted by Denzlepob_at_work, on 25-05-2007 09:10,
Two nuns on a bike riding down a cobbled street, one nun says to the other nun ""We've never come this way before.""
 

Posted by shagsack, on 25-05-2007 15:08,
whats black and white and red all over? ---a nun the bat took a dislike to
 

Posted by Denzlepob_at_work, on 27-05-2007 20:23,
What's brown and sticky? A brown stick. Cameras everywhere........
 

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