Could not one of our local supermarkets introduce a 'chap only' till ? I am fed up to the back teeth of having to stand behind some woman who is incapable of paying for her groceries BEFORE she packs them away.
 How many times have I seen one of these creatures express shock and horror when having placed their goods at a till they are asked to pay. Why is this such a surprise every time ? Why does it then require them to rummage about amongst some other bags before finally unearthing a purse. On production of the aforementioned purse there will then be the endless counting out and handing over of numerous small coins. All of which will be plucked from the purse one at a time with the same mannerisms and facial expression of an over excited chicken.
Most chaps will know how much their groceries will cost and will profer the money as they are packing their items. A till for us would speed things along quite nicely thank you. Whilst we are on the subject of supermarkets I would like to know how much the unemployed youth are being paid. On any number of occasions I have seen one of these wretched blighters pushing a large number of trolleys across the carpark. They cannot be receiving that much money so as to fill all those trolleys. Perhaps they are shopping for their feckless, extended family whilst the rest of them remain at home producing more useless mouths to feed. Major Geoffrey Stodworthy
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