Bridport has hit International headlines this week due to the alarming rise in the popularity of animal skin coats being worn out and about, the coats have been snapped convertly using the latest survaylances, Somerfields on West Street is a hot-spot for the gathering of aspirational types sporting this kind of gear, Celebrity Soccer Player David Beckham was seen trying on a red fur coat in top Bridport store Briddods, he was advised not to buy the coat to prevent hoards more people not really liking him, or his wife, Whatsername. Forfar 4 East Fife 5.
The Full Bridders outside Somerfields
Cranky We approached a real animal skin jacket wearing person in town and asked them why were they wearing the jacket? Me: "Why were you wearing the Jacket?" Them: "B****r off!" A dialogue Cul-De-Sac, we obtained this surveylance footage of the perpetrators of this heinous crime.
South St. Cameras everywhere
SurveYlance Inspector Manhole of the Bill was asked if he new the real reason for the increase in this world of horror. Me "Do you know the real reason for the increase in this world of horror?" Him " Its the recent rise in the Bank of England interest rate to 5.25% pushing the cost of housing up and forcing these people into a life of crimes against humanity and all of Bridkind. The wearers must be stopped."
Yeager the cat
Local Cat Annoyed Local rescue cat Yeager complained about the upsurge in this ridiculous phenomenon. "It's a ridiculous phenomenon" said the cat. "I am so annoyed, you can see I was born with this image of a human clown in my markings, it's ironic, the guys in the alley are really laying in to me."
Please send in your pictures, we need evidence, we will be sending our file to Watchdog for further investigation by that hard hitting Jock nikki Camballs.
This is Scoop Doggy Styleraving reporter, Bridport, Dorset. (No MikkiMugs were harmed in the making of this report)
Modern Life Model You have two cows who don't know about the existence of each other. They both find out that you have been seeing the other cow and demand that you chose one or the other, so you chose the one who you think is the least mad cow and marry her. Later the cow you rejected starts to tempt you with the size and shape of her udders and you succumb to secretly seeing that cow again. Life suddenly looks great again but eventually the demands from both cows leaves you feeling tired and confused and also occasionally looking at other cows. After a while the bad cow tells what you have been doing to the poor innocent cow who suddenly becomes a very very mad cow. The two cows fight but then both agree that it is you who are full of bull so both decide to have nothing to do with you again. The previously innocent cow now becomes an unreasonable, devious, money grabbing cow who prevents you from seeing your calves and squeezes your bullocks to provide for a nice new cow house and new cow car for her and her new bull friend to drive around in. At the same time the bad cow and the still very mad cow tell all the other cows in the area that you are a pervert who likes sheep. Now none of the cows in the area will even look at you let alone give you a chance of getting your hands on their udders and even the sheep have started to look at you with contempt particularly when you are wearing wellies.
Posted by goccibos, on 22-01-2007 06:05,
They'll be taxing the air we shoot through next! Outrageous!
Bridport has hit International headlines this week due to the alarming rise in the popularity of animal skin coats being worn out and about, the coats have been snapped convertly using the latest survaylances, Somerfields on West Street is a hot-spot for the gathering of aspirational types sporting this kind of gear, Celebrity Soccer Player David Beckham was seen trying on a red fur coat in top Bridport store Briddods, he was advised not to buy the coat to prevent hoards more people not really liking him, or his wife, Whatsername. Forfar 4 East Fife 5.
Cranky
