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 Bridport has hit International headlines this week due to the alarming rise in the popularity of animal skin coats being worn out and about, the coats have been snapped convertly using the latest survaylances, Somerfields on West Street is a hot-spot for the gathering of aspirational types sporting this kind of gear, Celebrity Soccer Player David Beckham was seen trying on a red fur coat in top Bridport store Briddods, he was advised not to buy the coat to prevent hoards more people not really liking him, or his wife, Whatsername. Forfar 4 East Fife 5.
 The Full Bridders outside Somerfields  Cranky
We approached a real animal skin jacket wearing person in town and asked them why were they wearing the jacket?
Me: "Why were you wearing the Jacket?"
Them: "B****r off!"
A dialogue Cul-De-Sac, we obtained this surveylance footage of the perpetrators of this heinous crime.
 South St. Cameras everywhere
Inspector Manhole of the Bill was asked if he new the real reason for the increase in this world of horror.
Me "Do you know the real reason for the increase in this world of horror?"
Him " Its the recent rise in the Bank of England interest rate to 5.25% pushing the cost of housing up and forcing these people into a life of crimes against humanity and all of Bridkind. The wearers must be stopped."  Yeager the cat
Local rescue cat Yeager complained about the upsurge in this ridiculous phenomenon. "It's a ridiculous phenomenon" said the cat. "I am so annoyed, you can see I was born with this image of a human clown in my markings, it's ironic, the guys in the alley are really laying in to me."
Please send in your pictures, we need evidence, we will be sending our file to Watchdog for further investigation by that hard hitting Jock nikki Camballs. This is Scoop Doggy Style raving reporter, Bridport, Dorset.
(No MikkiMugs were harmed in the making of this report)  It's Da Woolof.
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