Have you seen Les Tres Tricycletto’s? Mysterious sightings of three full grown adults riding industrial size tricycles through Bridders at high speed have caused many pedestrians to dive into the nearest trimmed bush or retail outlet. The chaos has been compared to Hurricane Katarina in Americaland, and that other Hurricane in Chard where buildings were destroyed and lives disrupted, the repair bill hit a record $18.35
Thin Mexican on a trike (no sombrero)
Daily Recurrence Daily Les Tres Tricycletto’s can be seen coming into town from the Co-Op end, flouting Section 54 of The Highway Code which clearly states “You must not cycle on a pavement or wear exotic clothing whilst cycling” a fine of up to $50,000 (no pound sign) will be enforced said Inspector Manhole of the Yard. 54: You MUST NOT cycle on a pavement or wear exotic clothing whilst cycling. Do not leave your cycle where it would endanger or obstruct road users or pedestrians, for example, lying on the pavement. Use cycle parking facilities where provided. Laws HA 1835 sect 72 & R(S)A sect 129
Camera a trois
Fed Up “We are fed up” said Inspector Manhole of the yard. “We are aware of Les Tres Tricycletto’s and will bring them in for questioning, we have set up new tricycle detection cameras along the route they have been known to take, and believe me, when I catch ‘old of ’em I’ll give ‘em a right good goin’ over, and let their tyres down, proper justice.” The Gatso a trois cost about thirty grand a piece. Not available on Ebay, yet.
Tamarasalata or Houmus?
West Bay
Todults just wanna have fun
Todults We asked Bridports very own senior Trichologist (the study of three wheeled vehicle drivers) for his opillion; (top gag OPILLION, get it…… I’m wasted on this website) “People that ride these vehicles are known as Todults, a cross between an adult and a toddler, todults can also be seen wearing dungarees as well, they are friendly and approachable and not to be feared”. Reckoned the doctor, yeah right.
Check out a list of some of the companies using industrial tricycles
DuPont American Airlines Chrysler Union Carbide Delta Airlines Toyota Tenneco KLM Airlines Pizza Hut Westinghouse Wesso Industries International Paper Anheuser-Busch Getty Oil
K-Mart Beatrice Foods General Motors Mobil Boeing Ford Motor IBM Hyatt Hotels McDonald Douglas Xerox General Dynamics Standard Oil Proctor & Gamble Weyerauser
U.S. Army Grumman Columbia Pictures U.S. Navy Reynolds Metals Caterpillar Tractor U.S. Air Force Alcoa Goodyear Tire U.S. Post Office 3M Airborne Express Sears Roebuck Exon
Bloody great big one
Hotline Have you seen Les Tres Tricyclettos? Call the Les Tres Tricycletto’s sighting hotline now… 1-800-TRICYCLETTOS
Andy, having been very excited by your outburst outside the George on NYE at 12:07am...i bumped into Peter Hitchen at 1pm and he told me that he had refused to host it as the timing of the party was not convienient. May I suggest that the fact that the party happens AT ALL is more important than WHEN it happens. He said to me that he would be happy to discuss hosting it in February. Can we plan for a date in Feb? I have a PC laptop and an iPod with many fab chunes on!
Posted by Rustic, on 02-01-2007 13:57,
Actually, the 13th strike is an aural hallucination caused by the sudden release of a nerve agent on to the crowds a few moments before midnight. The nerve agent has a number of side effects including spontaneous infidelity and desperation.
Posted by andy head, on 05-01-2007 08:59,
Have you ever tried making a point in less than 20 words? It's a skill you know.
Posted by The Bat, on 06-01-2007 17:21,
Are you sitting down Sprockers? How about we have more than one party? The Bridport Radio marketing board has already had preliminary discussions about a summer ball programmed with assistance from the Lord Skilling, Earl of Bucky Doo and Duchess of Dreadnought, (plus the mayor if anyone actually stands!) Meanwhile, party date latest - just spoke to Peter - we're probably looking at the end of Feb. Top notch projector and surround sound system installed in the next couple of weeks. Pantomime is at end of Jan ( Oh yes it is!). Official opening likely to be early feb., then it's our turn.
