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Friday, 21 November 2008

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LES TRES TRICYCLETTO

Tricycle high fives

Have you seen Les Tres Tricycletto’s? Mysterious sightings of three full grown adults riding industrial size tricycles through Bridders at high speed have caused many pedestrians to dive into the nearest trimmed bush or retail outlet. The chaos has been compared to Hurricane Katarina in Americaland, and that other Hurricane in Chard where buildings were destroyed and lives disrupted, the repair bill hit a record $18.35

Thin Mexican on a trike (no sombrero)

Daily Recurrence
Daily Les Tres Tricycletto’s can be seen coming into town from the Co-Op end, flouting Section 54 of The Highway Code which clearly states “You must not cycle on a pavement or wear exotic clothing whilst cycling” a fine of up to $50,000 (no pound sign) will be enforced said Inspector Manhole of the Yard.
54: You MUST NOT cycle on a pavement or wear exotic clothing whilst cycling. Do not leave your cycle where it would endanger or obstruct road users or pedestrians, for example, lying on the pavement. Use cycle parking facilities where provided.
Laws HA 1835 sect 72 & R(S)A sect 129

Camera a trois

Fed Up
“We are fed up” said Inspector Manhole of the yard. “We are aware of Les Tres Tricycletto’s and will bring them in for questioning, we have set up new tricycle detection cameras along the route they have been known to take, and believe me, when I catch ‘old of ’em I’ll give ‘em a right good goin’ over, and let their tyres down, proper justice.” The Gatso a trois cost about thirty grand a piece. Not available on Ebay, yet.

Tamarasalata or Houmus?

West Bay

Todults just wanna have fun

Todults
We asked Bridports very own senior Trichologist (the study of three wheeled vehicle drivers) for his opillion; (top gag OPILLION, get it…… I’m wasted on this website) “People that ride these vehicles are known as Todults, a cross between an adult and a toddler, todults can also be seen wearing dungarees as well, they are friendly and approachable and not to be feared”. Reckoned the doctor, yeah right.

Check out a list of some of the companies using industrial tricycles

DuPont
American Airlines
Chrysler
Union Carbide
Delta Airlines
Toyota
Tenneco
KLM Airlines
Pizza Hut
Westinghouse
Wesso Industries
International Paper
Anheuser-Busch
Getty Oil

K-Mart
Beatrice Foods
General Motors
Mobil
Boeing
Ford Motor
IBM
Hyatt Hotels
McDonald Douglas
Xerox
General Dynamics
Standard Oil
Proctor & Gamble
Weyerauser

U.S. Army
Grumman
Columbia Pictures
U.S. Navy
Reynolds Metals
Caterpillar Tractor
U.S. Air Force
Alcoa
Goodyear Tire
U.S. Post Office
3M
Airborne Express
Sears Roebuck
Exon

Bloody great big one

Hotline
Have you seen Les Tres Tricyclettos? Call the Les Tres Tricycletto’s sighting hotline now… 1-800-TRICYCLETTOS

Buy a trike here...

Scoop Doggy Style, roving reportage.

Users' Comments (4)

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Posted by Carlito, on 02-01-2007 11:05,

Andy, having been very excited by your outburst outside the George on NYE at 12:07am...i bumped into Peter Hitchen at 1pm and he told me that he had refused to host it as the timing of the party was not convienient. May I suggest that the fact that the party happens AT ALL is more important than WHEN it happens. He said to me that he would be happy to discuss hosting it in February. Can we plan for a date in Feb? I have a PC laptop and an iPod with many fab chunes on!

Posted by Rustic, on 02-01-2007 12:57,

Actually, the 13th strike is an aural hallucination caused by the sudden release of a nerve agent on to the crowds a few moments before midnight. The nerve agent has a number of side effects including spontaneous infidelity and desperation.

Posted by andy head, on 05-01-2007 07:59,

Have you ever tried making a point in less than 20 words? It's a skill you know.

Posted by The Bat, on 06-01-2007 16:21,

Are you sitting down Sprockers? How about we have more than one party? The Bridport Radio marketing board has already had preliminary discussions about a summer ball programmed with assistance from the Lord Skilling, Earl of Bucky Doo and Duchess of Dreadnought, (plus the mayor if anyone actually stands!) Meanwhile, party date latest - just spoke to Peter - we're probably looking at the end of Feb. Top notch projector and surround sound system installed in the next couple of weeks. Pantomime is at end of Jan ( Oh yes it is!). Official opening likely to be early feb., then it's our turn.

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