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CHRISTMAS THOUGHT E-mail
 

Santa was unhappy. It was getting late on Christmas Eve and nothing was going right.

Mrs Clause had burned Santa’s favorites - the mince pies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid overtime on Christmas Eve.  The reindeer, who were in a festive mood, had been drinking all day and were in poor condition for theFather Christmas long trip that night, and to make matters even worse, they had taken the sleigh for a trial spin and had crashed it.  The goblins, in their usual uncooperative way, had said it would take hours to fix it in their workshops.

Santa was furious.“ I can’t believe it !! “ he bellowed “ The one day in the year when I have to deliver presents all over the world and the reindeer are drunk, the elves are about to go strike, and I haven’t even got a Christmas tree yet !!.

He raged on ‘I sent that stupid pixie out hours ago to find a tree and he still isn’t back. ‘What a mess “

Just then the door flew open and the pixie stepped in from the cold night, with a big smile he dragged in an enormous Christmas tree covered in mud and snow behind him, dripping water all over Santa’s floor.

“ Yo,ho,ho, fat man “ he beamed. “ I got one. Where do you want me to stick it ? ”

Thus the tradition of little folk atop the Christmas tree came into being.
                       

Delboys Christmas trivia..

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