Scandinavians Give Bridport The Finger - The Christmas tree in Bucky Doo square is a standing testement to how the Scandinavians have decided that Bridport is yesterdays town.

Duck its Poo (our local tree despondent)

Maybe all the good trees have gone to China to combat Bird Flu - Ed 

After conducting a quick poll in Bridports Bucky Doo Square the main question that needs to be asked is "what did we ever do to the scandinavians" Normally the focal point for Christmas celebrations in Bridport, the traditional christmas tree provided by the herring munchers is, this year, a sad little sprig of a sprog of an apology for a tree. I have had bigger trees in my front room and that's not easy when you live in a caravan. Imagine the poor little kiddies when they look at this rather non event of a Norwegian spruce. "but where will santa put the pressies" I hear their plaintive cry as I type. "It is so small mummy why don't the skandys love us any more" and many more pitiful wailing's about how it just wont be the same with a small badly lit tree. In an exclusive interview Gabrial Wildoak, a renowned local tree surgeon said "If it was a dog I would take a chain saw to it but then again if it was a log I would do the same, do you like my sandals?" With top professionals talking this way could it be that the nutters are right and the end of the world is really nigh? Global warming or just wobbly gloaming we need to be told.

Duck its Poo (our local tree despondent)

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