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Oh No, where is our friendly beat bobby Scott and his weekly crime updates? Is he on holiday? Has he gone deep undercover? Does the beat still go on?

It looks like time the Bridport Vigilante Squad stopped moaning about "The youth of today..." in the pub and got out there and clipped some chavvy ears. Perhaps they need uniforms with a BVS motif and capes... contact BridportRadio to find out how to send in your designs. The best ones will recieve a special high vis vest so that The Bat will recognise you from the bell tower and not snipe you.

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Posted by Editor, on 02-11-2006 17:32,

Yeah, those taxi drivers are the one's that park on the bus stop and cause a danger for elderly people getting on and off buses (their careless parking means the step off the bus is higher for elderly and disabled persons because they can't step off the bus onto the kerb. Also buses have to stop on the road and this blocks the road for other road users all because those taxi drivers block the bus stop. I reckon it's those taxi drivers that keep repeatedly voting in the poll to make school run mums look bad thereby batting off the flak that they so rightly deserve as taxi driver inconsiderate drivers. I propose a simple solution. Simply have the taxi rank moved to Bucky Doo where I can get a claer shot.

Posted by The Bat, on 04-11-2006 10:46,

It seems that not being content with screwing the environment with our waste products the US Military is now messing with mother nature on purpose. http://www.globalresearch.ca/ index.php?context=viewArticle&code=CHO20061031&articleId=3653 ""Weather-modification offers the war monger a wide-range of possible options to defeat or coerce an adversary... In the United States, weather-modification will likely become a part of national security policy with both domestic and international applications. ""

(US Air Force, emphasis added. Air University of the US Air Force, AF 2025 Final Report, http://www.au.af.mil/au/2025/)

It could be handy though you could BUY nice weather soon.

Posted by bogbeast, on 06-11-2006 18:30,

no snow no show....thats what ozzy would say

Posted by Rosieo6, on 07-11-2006 12:12,

i reckon the bridport kebab house is the best place for miles. tasty, brilliant kebabs - i recommend the mixed kebab -lots of salad and chile sauce. unbeatable.

Posted by denzlepob, on 09-11-2006 18:50,

I would be more worried about what they did to you for 8 days !! Pedestrian crossings pah,what we need around bucky dope is more chicanes like in skilling area ...

Posted by DELBOY IN BRIDPORT, on 11-11-2006 06:10,

The bells! ... They made me deaf you know ..... After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bellringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he decided to call it a day when the last applicant began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon. The bishop listened in astonishment, convinced that he had finally found a suitable replacement for Quasimodo. Suddenly, rushing forward to strike a bell, the armless man tripped, and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the street below. The stunned bishop rushed to his side. When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moments before. As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked, ""Bishop, who was this man?"" ""I don't know his name,"" the bishop sadly replied, ""but his face rings a bell."" (but wait, there's more...) The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his heart due to the unfortunate death of the poor face campanologist), the bishop continued his interviews for the bellringer of Notre Dame. The first man to approach him said, ""Your excellency, I am the brother of the poor, wretch that fell to his death from this very belfry yesterday. I pray that you honor his life by allowing me to replace him in this duty."" The bishop agreed to give the man an audition, and as the face ringing man's brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell, he groaned, clutched at his chest and died on the spot. Two monks, hearing the bishop's cries of grief at this second tragedy,rushed up the stairs to his side. ""What has happened?"" the first breathlessly asked, ""Who is this man?"" ""I don't know his name,"" sighed the distraught bishop, ""but he's a dead ringer for his brother.

Posted by Ivor Bigun, on 15-11-2006 19:42,

I dare say the new courts were built due to the proposers being high up in the business or community chain,so someone with acne and a curfew tag around their ankles is not likely to get any sport amenities built before those in power !!

Posted by DELBOY IN BRIDPORT, on 16-11-2006 22:26,

where have you been bat, right up until that unfortunate event in the 90's involving quite a significant amount of youngsters, plottys has been and i think will always be a focus point for youngsters (wether they cause trouble or not!) more to the point, it is the old people (me and you included) that annoy the youngsters...and just as we did when (or if) we all were young, we retaliated with piss bottle throwing and vomiting (with the occasional barrage of abuse thrown in.) i feel a song coming on... ""hey counciler! Leave those kids alone."" on a serious note now that i have got the clown out of my system, the young people that are being mentioned are the ones i beleive draw attention to themselves...it's all a part of growing up innit! now where's my tennis racket, anyone for a game?

Posted by bogbeast, on 18-11-2006 18:12,

Great big pat on the back to Hitchin for gettin' those volunteers to clean up the gaf for nuffink. Respec.

Posted by mrplanet, on 18-11-2006 21:52,

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.

Posted by The Bat, on 19-11-2006 15:59,

Why worry about the missing PC Mcspreader. the local force are just ornamental tourist features for grockles to take photos of.

Posted by bogbeast, on 20-11-2006 08:57,

Excellent idea. How about we all chip in for a massive full page ad in the Wipwop? I get the feeling that nobody agreed on a venue so the whole plan got put on the back burner. Stretchy Nuts suggested the cricket pavillion at Symondsbury recently, if any of us know the bloke to talk to about using it/and the abr within, then could they have a word and let us all know how much it'll cost?

Posted by DELBOY IN BRIDPORT, on 26-11-2006 20:21,

No harm at all, but when the cheeky sods leave their black bin bags out for collection......!

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