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Another exclusive from Scoop Doggy Style.
 GODS WHISK
Global warming is basically the Whole World warming up, resulting in Mediterranean type weather being the norm rather than the exception, it's like The Lord has taken his big whisk and mixed everything up. We asked local man Norm Exception for his comments; "S'bloody great, sod the kids I'm switching on all the lights in the 'ouse an leavin the telly on standby, where's my patio 'eater?."
Global Warming The Truth. Bridport, or to be more precise, Dr Robert's Close, has been identified by The World Global Warming Early Warning Sensing and Detection Centre (THEWGWERSED as it is known in the trade) as the Worlds Global Warming hotspot. Fuelled by Red Bull and energy drinks Dr Bob's Close has a Qwerty value topping over 59QTY , Global Warming is measured in Qwerty's 1 being low and 60 being very high, Dr Bob's Close score of 59QTY puts it in the top ten of the world. Close runner up is Mount Etna with 55QTY, Modelled on Etna, Colmers Hill, a dormant volcano has been kicking off, seismologists at Bridport seismology Centre have been warning the Government for Days: "We have been warning the Government for days." said Bridport Seismology Centre's chief seismologist Dr My-eyes. "Something needs to be done to prevent another eruption, the last being in 1855."
Off Road
We sent our very own reporting off roader down to West Bay to check out the effects.... 
"The effect is dramatic, the Hummer grips fantastic now the sand has all but dried out." Save the Wales
 The Map in the near Future....
Wales or East Angularsee as it was once called is a sparsely populated area of scrubland with few roads.Help needed
Have you noticed things warming up?
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