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 A teacup fell off a shelf and was smashed in The Beach & Barnicott just a few minutes after Elvis impersonator Kim IL Sung pushed the button on his nuclear bomb test. Beach & Barnicott owner Tom Gillott said; "I was minding my own business when all of a sudden a mug fell off a shelf and smashed, there goes my profit margin I thought, it was my favourite Teenage Mutant Hero Turtle mug as well, it was an heirloom, I never imagined connecting the two events but when I saw the evening news it all clicked into place, I was smacked in the gob"
 The green blip shows when the teacup smashed  Elvis picking wax out of his ear.
 How to make Gobi Aloo Sag. How nuclear bombs work. http://science.howstuffworks.com/nuclear-bomb.htm Special report from Bridport Radio reporter Scoop Doggy Style. Where were you when the bomb went off? Fortunately all the mikkimugs survived the blast, win a prize for being in the most apt and amusing place.
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