Bridport boy Richie Cupcake had a brush with death last weekend whilst exploring a derelict church in Essex the stone staircase he was on collapsed sending him plummeting 25 feet to the ground amidst tumbling masonry and ironwork. Richie escaped with multiple cuts, cracks and contusions, his baccy tin fared less well, but saved him from a being stabbed in the chest by a piece of ironwork protruding from the wall. The baccy tin was not the only hero, Bridport Radio member StretchyNuts was on the scene and managed to pull Cupcake free before more falling masonry avalanched down.
The paramedics who attended attested that this was the second time they had to treat someone from Bridport for injuries that would have killed a lesser man - That's 'cos we're double 'ard.
Cupcake and StretchyNuts assure Bridport Radio readers that they were simply exploring the building and that no black magic was being practised. They would also like to point out that it is times like this when smoking is good for you.
If the staircase doesn't get him, the tobacco will.
Posted by Vocal Local, on 02-10-2006 09:33,
Cupcake and stretchynuts in a church, on the weekend, all alone? Something was sure to be not quite right... lol
Posted by Carlito, on 02-10-2006 14:30,
Nice to see a couple of Satanists destroying churches at any opportunity. Good work chaps!
Posted by denzlepob, on 02-10-2006 20:19,
Just bought a lovely clock in T'cheebos, got the day and date onit anall. Proper bling. The time sponsored by T'cheebo is 19:36 and 10 seconds...
Posted by Stretchy Nuts, on 03-10-2006 00:40,
nice on topic comments Denzle' (i hope it stops on ya). Anyway, Rich is fine thankfully, as I actually moved him (which usually is a big no no) scary stuff heh? as for me being the hero, well i laughed like a rogue dentist on nitrous when i read it. I am sure I did what any clown dressed as a pirate would have done. Seeing the Grim Reaper ripping up his I.O.U card in front of Richy was a bit emotional but hey, the trouble with living forever is watching your loved ones go on down the rocky highway of life. all is well that ends well.
Posted by The Bat, on 03-10-2006 08:21,
Of course Pagans (not Satanists who by their very nature are christian based because if you believe in Satan you also must naturally belive in a Christian God thereby indicating that the Bible is true and as a Satanist you picked the wrong side anyway) destroying churches at every opportunity may possibly be justified as all churches were built of pagan sites anyway due to the fact that the roman church wanted to obliterate the native religion and swell its own ranks at the same time they hijacked all the pagan sites and also all the pagan festival dates which is why Yule is now Christmas and Ostara (spring Equinox) became Easter to name but two while making this very valid point about christianity hijacking paganism in case you have not noticed I am also going for the world record for the longest sentence without any punctuation as final proof of this I am not even going to use a full stop so there
Posted by Stretchy Nuts, on 03-10-2006 19:37,
Pagen roman saxon normans the butchers...There isn't any devil there is only god when he is drunk (Tom Waits lyrics. Seriously though bollox to all that religion stuff, you see for clowns like me and rich, there is a different force at work...his name is The Great Malenko, he judges people on the amount of greed and coruption they dwell on. we are ok but we're pretty sure the romans are f**ked.
Posted by draino, on 06-10-2006 08:34,
I'd say that The Bat is disrupting the delicate balance within the town. Plus he seems to have been very selective with which particular seagulls he is sniping - unless the seagull perched above him in the photo is purely a taxidermed decoy, designed to lure unsuspecting sky rats into range.
Posted by The Bat, on 06-10-2006 11:56,
Mr The Bat - I think you'll find the Great Malenko was a wrestler and some sort of god to insane clowns.
Posted by Stretchy Nuts, on 06-10-2006 20:01,
Well sussed Mr Draino sir, not published anywhere but true. woo woo
Posted by andy head, on 09-10-2006 11:40,
More Malenko please - the god of crazy clowns sounds my cup of deity.
Posted by The Bat, on 19-10-2006 18:40,
how about not holding it at the beehive, simene(think thats how it is spelt)/symondsbury cricket ground and club house is pretty good, out of the way and i beleive to the right people it is cheap.
Posted by Stretchy Nuts, on 21-10-2006 07:25,
If it was held at the town hall, other BR members could pass me up a pint while I scan the vista for likely snipees. On the other hand we could hold it in the Hope & Anchor
Bridport boy Richie Cupcake had a brush with death last weekend whilst exploring a derelict church in Essex the stone staircase he was on collapsed sending him plummeting 25 feet to the ground amidst tumbling masonry and ironwork. Richie escaped with multiple cuts, cracks and contusions, his baccy tin fared less well, but saved him from a being stabbed in the chest by a piece of ironwork protruding from the wall. The baccy tin was not the only hero, Bridport Radio member StretchyNuts was on the scene and managed to pull Cupcake free before more falling masonry avalanched down.
