What Bridders needs is a Patron Saint. That way not only would be all be watched over and cared for by someone on a higher plane, but we would also be able to sell souveniers to the grockels.

To start the ball rolling I would like to nominate St Cummings of Bridders' (AKA Les Cummings the now retired community police officer). I can just see PC Cummings now dressed in angelic white with arms outstretched in calm contemplation, (possibly with a pork pie from Hussey's in one hand and a rolled up copy of the Bridport News on the other).

Of course he would have to do a few miracles before he was allowed to be the patron saint of Bridders. Maybe turning Palmer's beer into proper beer like wot they have up North, or 'driving the gulls out of Bridport' (Which has already been done, but it was snakes and it was in Ireland).

From BridportRadio member "The Bat" 

Well it's a bit like my LOCAL HEROES bit and don't you have to be dead to be a saint? (Les won't be pleased). - Ed