 People are thronging to local town Dorchester in their throngsfulls since the opening of a Tchibo Store in the town cenner itself. Dorchestians were seen sporting their new juice hextracters and mannetic window cleaners with a certain indiscribabble Europride, shoppers Ray Gunn and Ken Iavone were delighted with their three pack tanga briefs "Caint git dem in Bridport!" pronounced Ken (52), "I aint sin a mannetic winnow cleenser since the 1969 Ideal Home Hexerbitchon!" said Ray (36)
The store was opened in a grand opening cemerony by the Mayoress and her old man, the honnorible Mrs Kate and Sidney Pie. Local rival store Woolworths manageress Kanye Feelit (12) was not bovvered. "Am I bovvered?" She also pronounced. IF THEY DON'T STOCK IT, YOU DON'T WANT IT. WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FOR? GET DOWN TO DORCH TCHIBO NOW!
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