People are thronging to local town Dorchester in their throngsfulls since the opening of a Tchibo Store in the town cenner itself. Dorchestians were seen sporting their new juice hextracters and mannetic window cleaners with a certain indiscribabble Europride, shoppers Ray Gunn and Ken Iavone were delighted with their three pack tanga briefs "Caint git dem in Bridport!" pronounced Ken (52), "I aint sin a mannetic winnow cleenser since the 1969 Ideal Home Hexerbitchon!" said Ray (36)
The store was opened in a grand opening cemerony by the Mayoress and her old man, the honnorible Mrs Kate and Sidney Pie. Local rival store Woolworths manageress Kanye Feelit (12) was not bovvered. "Am I bovvered?" She also pronounced. IF THEY DON'T STOCK IT, YOU DON'T WANT IT. WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FOR? GET DOWN TO DORCH TCHIBO NOW!
North allington residents who put there rubbish out the night before need a good shoeing!! It looks like a tip every Monday morning I love walking to my car dodging old tampons, nappys and the remains of last nights roast, after the seagulls have split the bins open again....!!!!
Posted by The Bat, on 06-07-2006 19:47,
Went there today. All they seemed to have was beach towels, coffee bar and ladies underwear. Am I missing something?
Posted by Waldorf and Stadtler, on 05-08-2006 09:45,
I hate Dorchester. It is DULL, lifeless and stands for absolutely naff all. If I was sky diving over Maiden Castle and my chute didn't open, and as I looked down I notice that I'm about to land in the Waitrose carpark, I'd sooner gouge out my eyes with my bare hands and rupture my own brain before impact, than suffer the insult of my life ending in such a dump of a town. Back on terra-ferma, Tchibo make all their products from the processed fat of 3rd world infants. Don't buy their stuff! MURDERERS!
People are thronging to local town Dorchester in their throngsfulls since the opening of a Tchibo Store in the town cenner itself. Dorchestians were seen sporting their new juice hextracters and mannetic window cleaners with a certain indiscribabble Europride, shoppers Ray Gunn and Ken Iavone were delighted with their three pack tanga briefs "Caint git dem in Bridport!" pronounced Ken (52), "I aint sin a mannetic winnow cleenser since the 1969 Ideal Home Hexerbitchon!" said Ray (36)
The store was opened in a grand opening cemerony by the Mayoress and her old man, the honnorible Mrs Kate and Sidney Pie. Local rival store Woolworths manageress Kanye Feelit (12) was not bovvered. "Am I bovvered?" She also pronounced. IF THEY DON'T STOCK IT, YOU DON'T WANT IT. WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FOR? GET DOWN TO DORCH TCHIBO NOW!
