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 With the coffee wars heating up in Bridders you won't be able to turn round without getting foam from a skinnylartymockachino on your elbow or suffering a nasty graze from those biscotti (Italian for biscuit (which is French for dried cake)). Costa coffee have now joined the fray while Starbucks have had a setback to their bid to take over a nice family run concern in Bucky Doo Square after planners decided that it was more a trianglyoblong and would therefore have to re-zone it as set aside arable land.
 Bridport coffee cartels have allegedly been involved in the "cutting" of coffee supplied to some new businesses with dried silage, unrepentant Cartel kingpin Frank Combine who refused to be named said
"Keep your hands to yourself, when I said "would you like to come in for a coffee?" that's all I meant, nothing more."
When interviewed, a spokesman for Costa Coffee said "I'm not a spokesman for Costa Coffee, I'm waiting for a bus". We'll let you our listeners decide "rich tea or digestive?" {audio}radio/wom_summertime.mp3{/audio}
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