A £500m project to create 14 gas chambers under Portland has been given the go-ahead. Jim Knight, MP for south Dorset, said: "The project is in the national interest and it brings substantial benefits to people in south Dorset." (Read more from the BBC)
I see that there is a snazzy plan to have 14 huge chambers of gas directly under Portland, but having studied the plans I can't for the life of me find where the fuse is?
Posted by St. Huge le Vast, on 20-05-2008 20:55,
I see it's going to create 25 permanent jobs too. Wonder what the qualifications are? "Must not miss daylight" - "Wearers of nylon undergarments need not apply" - ?
Posted by goccibos, on 21-05-2008 14:24,
I think it's a secret Downing St plan to blow Fraggle Rock into space so that it lands back where it belongs...just to the east of Merthyr Tydvil.
Posted by bubbaphatass, on 21-05-2008 16:20,
You would have thought that the Jewish community would have objected?
Posted by Carlito, on 22-05-2008 08:54,
It looks to me like this is a plan to make the biggest and most spectacular opening night of the 2012 Olympics ever attempted in the whole history of the event. Launching Portland 1 mile into the sky and exploding it into a thousand rabbit-shaped pieces of portland stone!
