Bridport Radio member Goccibos has come up with a good one - A Bridport Dictionary containing all the local phrases and words. (A bit like the Viz profanisaurus). William Barnes made the Darzet dialect famous now you can continue his legacy by documenting these figures of speech that have become common parlance in these parts. Here's a few to start you off...

Pymore Goat writes... Is it just me, or is anyone else somewhat frustrated by the very dull and predictable names of the main streets in Bridport? North,South, East & West. Hardly imaginative are they?

May I suggest some thought is put to presenting the Town Council with alternative titles?

After upsetting the locals round here with his haughty pseudo good life claptrap 'Q' list celebrity Chef HFW has moved on to upset the wurzels elsewhere.

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.' The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. 

AUTUMN is that special time of year down here in rural Dorset when the colours spring out of the landscape like primary shades from a child’s painting book. The mornings soften our views with their slow-lifting mists and our village holds the annual Twirl Knarling match against Upiddle.