Pymore Goat writes... Is it just me, or is anyone else somewhat frustrated by the very dull and predictable names of the main streets in Bridport? North,South, East & West. Hardly imaginative are they?

May I suggest some thought is put to presenting the Town Council with alternative titles?

After upsetting the locals round here with his haughty pseudo good life claptrap 'Q' list celebrity Chef HFW has moved on to upset the wurzels elsewhere.

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.' The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. 

AUTUMN is that special time of year down here in rural Dorset when the colours spring out of the landscape like primary shades from a child’s painting book. The mornings soften our views with their slow-lifting mists and our village holds the annual Twirl Knarling match against Upiddle.

Human species turning into chinless wonders.  Evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry of the London School of Economics expects a genetic chinless-super-upper-crust class and a dim-witted-chavvy underclass to emerge. The human race would peak in the year 3029 precisely, he reckons - before a decline due to dependence on technology.

Aren't they RUDE! When I was a youngster, old people had twinkle in their eye, a stock of wise sayings and, oft as not, a boiled sweet ready to dish out to any smiling young ragamuffin who happened to flash them a shy smile.

These days I'm regularly appalled by the behaviour of the geriatric delinquents that have come to fizzle out here. When driving on Victoria Grove there's always one sour and stony faced old groucher who refuses to say thank you when you've pulled over to let a stream of cars through.

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Damon Allen told Bridport Radio’s Scoop Doggy Style (ace reporter) he accepted there had been "serious errors of judgement", but there was no "intention to deceive".