“I would like to formally accept my position as BridportRadio Mayor, I must admit it is an honour to be the puppet of the BridportRadio council; to be able to open new destructive businesses and new schools for special people by cutting ribbons and revealing plaques, drinking sensibly in public and like a shameless wino in the privacy of my modest town house...

Due to the increasing debate about car parking in the town centre we at Bridport Radio have got involved and at no expense to ourselves are now able to bring you the motorists Free Parking in Bridport!

The proposed Olympic monorail that is scheduled to come into service by 2012 serving stations from Bridport to Portland along the Chesil Bank has been allowed to broaden their remit to include shuttle monorails from Asker Meadows car park to the centre of town. A local councillor said it there would be less horse dung involved than in competing projects.

Bridport town council have taken up a sponsorship deal from industry giant Coca Cola as part of the ongoing revamping of the town hall, Coca Cola are putting forward £170,000 to install a new digital display to replace the existing old fashioned time piece. A council spokesperson said “it will also tell the date and ambient temperature and will be handy for commuters using the new monorail ”  
The spokesman went on to say "we dont want to break with tradition so the new clock will be programmed to beep thirteen times when ringing in the new year (read about it...)".

The polls are now closed and the votes have been counted. Bridport Radio can now announce that the winner in our mayoral elections with 39% of the votes is Waldorf & Stadtler!  Congratulations sir(s) we hope your reign will be a long and prosperous one.
The presentation of the ceremonial BridportRadio Mikkimug will be announced soon. Read the new mayors acceptance speach here...
Read on for the manifestos and results...

Relaxed gambling laws, cheaper beer and fags, banks with high interest rates, no import/export restrictions, no more silly town councils, in fact, no more silly local government at all! Let us picture it for one moment; The rural charm of West Dorset, the cosmopolitan edge of Dubai, the class of Monaco, the lack of road laws of The Isle of Man, the lifestyle of the rich for ALL! The transference of all public services to private, local companies, creating employment and producing a better service.

The Cayman Islands, Dubai, Monaco…the list goes on. Why not start a campaign to make Bridport & Westbay a tax haven?