point taken (ed) I happy to talk to anyone on the subject of Gulls and their oppressors? Or great gull stories of the past, or Gulls i have known and loved..or even where the strange word Cull comes from. and (ss) I didnt write that poem unfortunately not one of my talents, it is anon, as i said. Now carlito, this curious ""winding up"" comment? a juvenile concept surely/ I believe we are all responsible for our own feelings .. do you agree? You give me far more power than i could possibly deserve or want, however my advice is take a holiday.. then things will seem clearer perhaps? has anyone seen any Kittiwakes this year on the cliffs?
Posted by tuzo, on 20-06-2007 13:15,
I dont have a version of THEM (rosieo6) i find all humans quite delightful,refreshing, surprising ... except of course when they are NOT (any of those things)
Posted by Massive Cock Fighter, on 20-06-2007 18:06,
I cull th gulls & as many as poss of th orrible smelly beasts... cos they're OUT OF CONTROL and the Council are useless on that subject as they are on so many others.... GMP has a point..can we Cull all th speed cameras esp those on all my regular routes. I want to start an anon Camera Saboteur group..... anyone fancy joining me ? those two coming in & out of Chideock can be th first to get wrecked... Tks Shagsack and ditto mate
Posted by Gull Munchin Polecat, on 20-06-2007 20:34,
Welcome back Tuzo..... Lets all forgive/ forget/ move on.... Kittiwakes..? Nah.. wrong time of th year for them...! Loads of Gannets around though th greedy little Bl**ders. NB & I agree about there being CAMERAS EVERYWHERE... but wot are we doin about it..?!!! I've started shooting th hell of th buggars (are we allowed to say Buggars on here..?) No, not even if you spell it correctly. - Ed
Posted by Carlito, on 20-06-2007 20:35,
(now ignoring Tuzo)... is shooting white collar doves illegal? They keep eating my chicken feed.
Posted by Rustic, on 21-06-2007 06:41,
The point is obviously not taken by Tuz as can be seen in the way he “expertly” brown noses the editor in post 61. The Editor (a fine upstanding citizen and moral guardian of the town whom I won’t have a bad word said about) said to wind your neck in and concentrate on the shitehawks, You proceed mention gulls in some obscure way but then go on to give shagsack and carlito (two innocent, gentle and harmless people) some tongue. Thankfully the Editor, in his glorious and radiant wisdom, has seen fit to offer us a forum where abuse is the order of the day, and for a dainty fop like you, that day has come. I expect to see you there ASAP, keyboard at the ready, oh and you can bring as many of your whimsical poetry spouting chums as you like as, in the local vernacular, I am ""right up for it"" Kitty wakes are glorious but I haven’t seen any yet however has anyone else seen the Puffin that was spotted under Black Venn a week ago?
Posted by tuzo, on 21-06-2007 19:09,
I dont think you will see me there(rustic) as i dont much care for the title.. however here is another poem I wish i was a little duck swimming on a lake and you to swim beside me my darling little drake anon
Posted by Rustic, on 22-06-2007 06:20,
You big wuss Tuzo, anyway here is a poem for you I sat there quietly fuming and read your poem about a duck, I thought if you wont come on to the abuse page then you can take a flying **** by Rustic
Posted by shagsack, on 22-06-2007 07:40,
i wish you were a little duck i'd buy a gun and shoot you and i'd get away with it you stupid dumb fooooooooooor the love of donkeys will you ever shut up???????? ...sorry ed, am i on the right link? ......is this the 'CULL THE GULL' link, or 'CRAP POETRY CORNER/GULL LOVING FOOL SITE' hosted by a tuzo. Miss, you are hijacking every topic and sucking the life out of each with your verbal slurry and personality 'problem' -Try sticking to the topic, stop attention seeking(its embarrasing), find another outlet for your 'anon' ramblings...and lastly, if you're going to get personal on every link then i suggest that you GET IN THE RING on the A.Y.N. link. OK
Posted by Rosieo6, on 22-06-2007 11:11,
Oooh rustic now tuzo is sending you loving thoughts.You are so popular!
Posted by Spirit, on 22-06-2007 11:37,
Seriously, I am amazed and annoyed that there are dimwits who live in gull country who put bin liners full of crap out on the street for collection without taking the simple precaution of putting something (an old sheet) over it, to stop the gulls. They/you think it's someone elses problem? well it's not, wise up you disrespectful fools. Furthermore - those pissant street cleaning machines were going down West Bay Road in tandem (surely one is enough) driving around the piles of rubbish - surely it would make sense to follow on after the garbage truck? -Idiots.
Posted by Rustic, on 22-06-2007 15:24,
Hi Rosie06 you seasame covered bap that enfolds the burger of my dreams, I have to admit it is a worrying direction that the tuz seems to be taking, it is a bit of a cruel tease professing love and wanting but being unprepared to come on to another forum and get bent over the keyboard and be given a right seeing to. In the meantime I would like to agree with spirit and pour scorn onto the morons who fail to grasp even the simplest of ideas to prevent the bin raiding outlaws of the sky. It isn't the shitehawks fault, they are just doing what they do, the rubbish all over the street is your fault if you don't protect it properly.
Posted by Massive Cock Fighter, on 22-06-2007 18:52,
Rustic/Spirit. I don't for a minute disagree.... with either of yer. I place out one bin bag roughly every 2/3 weeks and ensure it's cat/ fox/ Shitehawk & even TUZO safe (sorry that was a cheap shot....) But Rustic this Cull Th Gull issue ain't MERELY about street refuse..! If you've had th misfortune to live beneath a roof of the shitehawks (and with the roofs of your immediate neighbours infested (AS I HAVE YEARLY) then you will understand that they are not just a pain in th arse they are a flying, squarking, Crappin menace... Every day all of your windows are crapped on; your motor splashed with disgusting excrement that takes th paint off.... They crap at you as yr sittin in th garden , crap in yer beer...They even open me window and crap in my ears while I'm trying to get a bit of shut eye... They HAVE to be controlled.!!! All the screaming, th squabbling, the loud gorilla/ chimpanzee noises that go off without warning all night disturbin yer kip..ok that I can cope with.. but they block your gutters by dragging hay/ straw onto th roof and actually cause damage.! If it were a pack of Polar Bears/ Tasmanian Devils or filthy Hyenas marauding th streets and makin a nuisance would you be prepared to put up with that...?! It's th same thing just a tad diluted.>>here's another thread you might like... -Ed<< And a couple of punters on ere have tried th tactical defence ""they were here first"" Bollx!!! or ""Live & let live..."" again I say that is a load of Bollx! If you got yerself a dose of th crabs or malaria or yer carpets were infested with cat fleas, or you had rats in yer kitchen (as I did) you would eradicate the pests. what would you say to th deluded who say Live & Let Live...? Phew got that off me chest.. not sure I'm on th right forum now..... Shagsack 'll back me up won't yer mate...
Posted by shagsack, on 22-06-2007 20:25,
True. They even know when you've just finished cleaning your windows or car or are off out for the night. They know exactly what they do -and use their spite with pinpoint accuracy. They have a keen eye too, as anyone who's shot or thrown stuff at them knows ...next time, they see you coming. And look into their eyes and you'll see it, Evil. They'll take your fish and chips at Lyme, but only if you're a small child or elderly. They'll dive-bomb anyone who comes near their spawn, deafening you until you go -even if its on YOUR ROOF! They bully other birds and drive them away in force. ...they have taken over the skies, and now they want our streets. Cull them now while we still have a chance.............gotta go theres a tapping at my window
Posted by Marks, on 27-08-2007 10:43,
Just read many letters on the culling of gulls.I have had a letter published in the Herald and was plesentley surprised at the response from truley Christian people who believe in the saving of gods animals. Its time nature got rid of the human race, look what we are doing to this wanderful world.
Posted by tuzo, on 27-08-2007 22:10,
how do you suggest that nature gets rid of the human race (Marks 75) I am all ears!
Posted by Carlito, on 28-08-2007 14:34,
Hmmm....looks like we've got a nutter in our midst. I wouldn't be surprised if ""Marks"" suggests that plagues of locusts, poisonous toads and fire & brimstone should see us off""...and the Angel placed one foot on the land and one foot in the sea""...blah blah blah...PAH! Define a truly Christian person then Marks....go on...I'm strapped in. p.s. never mind this ""wanderful world"", look what you're doing to the English language!
Posted by Marks, on 28-08-2007 18:19,
Isnt it great, a spelling mistake brings in results. How about ""Globle warming"" to kill off the human race? cant blame that on the human race. As for the english speaking people gone a long time ago, or do you want to cull all that cant spell proper like?
Posted by tuzo, on 29-08-2007 01:03,
NO! NO! NO! culling of bad spellers!! we would all be banjaxed! What is this ""Globle""warming device of which you speak? Did it have something to do with the long gone english speaking race... I did hear something about it, i just cant remember quite what happened? Do tell?
Posted by tuzo, on 29-08-2007 11:18,
i think gulls and humans have a lot in common.. both opportunists.inventive... with creative littering skills....plagued by their offspring...both to a lesser or greater degree protected by the law.. but gulls not subject to any taxation and i suspect quietly pleased about this? Is envy the root of these rants?
