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Posted by tuzo, on 29-08-2007 10:18,

i think gulls and humans have a lot in common.. both opportunists.inventive... with creative littering skills....plagued by their offspring...both to a lesser or greater degree protected by the law.. but gulls not subject to any taxation and i suspect quietly pleased about this? Is envy the root of these rants?

Posted by Marks, on 29-08-2007 17:18,

The ice age ended 7.500 yrs ago hence the globle warming, can someone use the capital I please. ""Two things are infinite :the universe and human stupidity; and Im not sure about the univers"". Albert Einstein. Off to south France for two weeks, plenty of seagulls but not inland

Posted by tuzo, on 30-08-2007 10:57,

I guess i could (marks81) I must have missed that ice age, what with the walls of Jericho coming down, and other such nonsense. Enjoy your gulls,and ask the French how they achieve this balance, more fish in the sea perhaps?

Posted by Massive Cock Fighter, on 04-09-2007 12:16,

Re: 75 & 78 Marks will you do us all a big favour and get back to Spencers ASAP; you're obviously a complete raving loonatic....

Posted by tuzo, on 05-09-2007 08:25,

well he should feel quite at home here then mr ""massive""? (83)(I doubt it is?)

Posted by Massive Cock Fighter, on 07-09-2007 08:35,

tuzo You big Lesbian you've been told before to stay off the Adult Discussions and to stay in the Creche area. Ed. Can we start a Kiddies Lobsterpot for this baffoon?

Posted by tuzo, on 07-09-2007 08:51,

well well...(mcf 85) I am not particularly big or particularly lesbian, i am however the self proclaimed president of the herring gull fan club,and I note with some satisfaction the lull in the vile culling comments, SO.. I am indeed on the right site.. no good whining to the ed, he wont help you!56

Posted by Massive Cock Fighter, on 07-09-2007 15:01,

Yes there's been a big Lull in the comments on EVERY section as soon as you start posting your embarrassingly Puerile load of twaddle.. You great Woose. May the excrement of a million Fleabitten gulls descend on your pitiful person.

Posted by tuzo, on 07-09-2007 16:34,

still smarting over the ""doubt it"" remark? (mcf 87) i dont get targeted by gulls anymore, have made my peace with the ones here, i suggest you do the same... they have an interesting sense of humour

Posted by Marks, on 19-09-2007 17:16,

83 I cant immaging M or S being lunies.By the way I was talking to a ""Gull"" in France I explained the problem we had with Gulls over here...he said to leave the plastic bags open it want couse such a mess? or be more hygenic like wort we are, ok ya//.

Posted by Rustic, on 23-09-2007 12:52,

Gulls are good for the environment and the local economy any fule know this. I do not expect to have to explain myself on this so don't ask.

Posted by Massive Cock Fighter, on 23-09-2007 21:58,

Does anyone on here have any Sense.??? Where's shagsack ? !

Posted by Marks, on 24-09-2007 13:19,

91.If we had any sence we would be doing something more consructive....what is ""shagsack""?

Posted by Carlito, on 25-09-2007 09:19,

Well, well, well. Nice to see that in my absence, you have all been getting along swimmingly. Ed, if this thread was a cow it would have imploded from over-milking about 2 pages ago. Why not start a spin-off thread called ""CULL THE DULL""? Rustic, this site needs an enema. Shall we liven things up a little?

Posted by tuzo, on 26-09-2007 10:05,

the ego has landed! (93 C)

Posted by Marks, on 26-09-2007 12:42,

How wonderful....a gull B/WB images,great stuff!!!.(Chickens)Can we worn the Virmin that will start appearing soon.Devon (East) has agreed to allow these virmin creaters to be allowed on allotments.Please dont blame these creatures for suddenley appearing, anybody who has poultre will realise the problems involved.""Can this help liven things up a bit"" Almost as bad as feading the gulls.

Posted by Atomic Shirtlifter, on 27-09-2007 13:03,

Massive you are RIGHT ON! re the Seagull menace and I am right beside you on this nasty issue. & Rustic is talkin Cr*p.

Posted by Rustic, on 27-09-2007 14:44,

probably yes as I would have adored the publicity and adoration heaped on me by the charity and right minded people alike. What would have given me even greater pleasure would have been pointing out to all the holier than thou, christian, types that it was an athiest who found it in himself to give and be charitable without expecting reward (ie a place in heaven). The romans had the right idea, throw them to the lions.

Posted by Carlito, on 27-09-2007 15:09,

ahh...Tuzo. How I've missed you. Good to see that you are continuing your tradition of having a little dig here and a little dig there. Like a wandering metal-detector enthusiast, finding the occasional bottle cap. Anyway, on the issue of Cull the Gull. I don't know what you're all talking about...because as far as I can see it's already happening. Power to the people eh? There also appears to be a suspiciously frequent amount of ""road kill"" badgers in the gutter at present. If people are going to ""cull their own"" badgers, they could atleast do them the decency of a good BBQ Badger Burger. Good eating apparently. A bit gamey, but then you'd expect that I s'pose. Hmmm... A sustained Chav-Cull is almost more a priority I fear.

Posted by Bentley, on 28-09-2007 05:36,

I am on the side of the gull and one of reasons why: is that I was witness to an incredible comedy moment instigated by a seagull. 11 years ago I was in Falmouth on the Cornish leg of a comedy tour and, with three other comics, was sat outside the Chain Locker pub down by the harbour having a few afternoon scoops. It was a beautiful June afternoon with loads of people out and about enjoying the sunshine, food, beer and the company of their friends and family. On the table near to us were a group of eight, mid twenty some-things, (who would not have looked out of place in the Bull courtyard) all having a jolly good time with a big lunch, plenty of beers and lots of laughter. The chap at the end of the table, (Tarquin or Rupert I think someone called him) was bellowing out a laugh loud enough to gain my attention, as well as warn shipping for miles around. As I looked over and noticed his head thrown back in mid guffaw, something else caught my eye. With an almighty aaarrrraaauuuuuggggghhhh Tarquin/Rupert suddenly threw his head forward and projectile vomited all over the table with a large percentage of it splashing over the entire company. (trust me on this, puke doesn’t discriminate between Prada or Peacocks) The initial chunder was followed by more heaving and spray puking from Tarquin/Rupert who was joined by two of the female s and three of the other chaps there almost like a domino effect. It was a torrent of spew that suddenly had attracted a whole flock of seagulls which now descended on the table and surrounds with a squaking, screeching frenzy, causing screams and much flapping and Hitchcock-esque ‘get them off me” amoungst the group trying to fend them off whilst recovering their belongings, and dignity, with as much aplomb as could be mustered. While my companions sat rooted to the spot in eye-bulging horror at what they had witnessed, I was a gibbering, hacking, spurting, hopelessly reduced to tears, gut wrenching laughter filled, basket case. I realised what had caught my eye was a well aimed, still warm, large glob of seagull shite that had landed perfectly in Tarquin/Ruperts braying open mouth. Once I had managed to gather my breathing long enough to tell the others what I had seen, they too, in a beer spurting set of snorts, were reduced to tears by the sheer slapstick comedy element of it. Apart from a seafarers natural affection for seabirds that one “seagull encounter “ has ensured that I am and always will be a seagull fan.

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