Bridport Radio Tune in here...

Friday, 05 December 2008

SCREENSAVER MODE

HELP

CULL THE GULL?

Results 31 - 60 of 127

Posted by Carlito, on 18-06-2007 11:08,

Tuzo, you really are just here to wind everyone up aren't you? Your comment number 49 is just a cheap shot. Tuzo, please save your lazy, unimaginative, deconstructive and pointless comments for your circle of bored Bridport buddys. Your a waste of Pixels Tuzo. P.S. - I'd rather be a Grunt, than a ......

Posted by Rustic, on 18-06-2007 13:00,

Ah Tuzo! there you are, I am amazed you can see to use your keyboard as you seem to have your head shoved so far up your own nether regions, or am I wrong and you were entering into the spirit of jest? It is hard to tell as your horse is so high.

Posted by tuzo, on 18-06-2007 23:40,

but you ""waste"" so many pixels(carlito) whats a few more matter? but perhaps i should take you more seriously (and ss and rustic) and stop posting here

Posted by Massive Cock Fighter, on 19-06-2007 11:26,

I've a lovely pair of Peregrine Falcons as pets.... boy do those flying rats get the eebie Geebies when my falcons are flying around me house.... that's certainly put a stop to them nesting on my roof; crappin all over me motor; dragging bales of hay up onto th roof... blocking my gutters and causing damp in a bedroom.. yep that and my Air rifle have deterred them

Posted by tuzo, on 19-06-2007 11:27,

if i had the wings of a swallow and the arse of a dirty old crow i would perch on the top of the town hall and shite on the buggers below anon.

Posted by Carlito, on 19-06-2007 11:39,

Tuzo we're not trying to ""flame"" you off this site. But by all means you can take it that way if you want. It's just that we're bored of your limp comebacks and wishy washy opinions. Is that so bad?

Posted by Gull Munchin Polecat, on 19-06-2007 14:25,

1950sparks Try 'Palmers 200' next time if you haven't already.... also get ye down to th Hope & Anchor and get some REAL reddy/orange coloured cider down yer....

Posted by Rosieo6, on 19-06-2007 19:25,

Tuzo please don't stop posting as each time you come up with an insult I think you have no more surprises and each time you come up with a worse one.Im glad we give you so many chances to feel superior but is a bit worrying that we are all lumped together.Maybe i am your version of 'them'!

Posted by shagsack, on 19-06-2007 22:08,

so true Carlito. its a tiresome waste of time trying to hold a discussion with her. Hey tuzo whatever you did before... writing dreadful poetry?/watching the shitehawks?/talking to rats?/self harming?/emmerdale??? ...whatever it was, consider it a much better way to spend your time than persistantly antagonising the good people of Bridport Radio with your pathetic waffle. We're all having a laugh here, but also care about our town. Maybe you should get out more because you're not making any friends here...or like i said before -check your attitude towards us! Hey Massive! like your style mate. Carlito, you got a Flame Thrower then? excellent!

Posted by Rustic, on 20-06-2007 05:56,

I see that Tuzo has once again managed to hijack a forum subject and turn it into a raspberry blowing yah boo contest. It has to be said that you come across as a bit of an effeminate Bond villain with your pointless questions, banal poems, and somewaht disturbed ramblings, however it wouldn't be a Bond film without the villain so keep at it tuzo. One point to consider tuz is that in every group of freinds there is always one who is the freaking oddball, if you have freinds but don't know anyone like that tuz then maybe it's you. Back to the gulls, they are natures way of saying ""take care of your rubbish"" It is amazing to see peoples attitude that once they have bagged their trash and left it on the pavement it is then somoene elses problem, it's a sad reflection on the society we have created for ourselves.

Posted by Editor, on 20-06-2007 09:30,

Steady folks, this thread is called ""Cull the Gull"" NOT ""av a go at Tuzo/carlito/whatever"". Stick to the topic in hand. If you really can't respect other peoples right to their opinions I'll have to Start another thread called ""Abuse thy neighbour"" or ...? auggestions to editorbridportradiocouk

Posted by tuzo, on 20-06-2007 12:11,

point taken (ed) I happy to talk to anyone on the subject of Gulls and their oppressors? Or great gull stories of the past, or Gulls i have known and loved..or even where the strange word Cull comes from. and (ss) I didnt write that poem unfortunately not one of my talents, it is anon, as i said. Now carlito, this curious ""winding up"" comment? a juvenile concept surely/ I believe we are all responsible for our own feelings .. do you agree? You give me far more power than i could possibly deserve or want, however my advice is take a holiday.. then things will seem clearer perhaps? has anyone seen any Kittiwakes this year on the cliffs?

Posted by tuzo, on 20-06-2007 12:15,

I dont have a version of THEM (rosieo6) i find all humans quite delightful,refreshing, surprising ... except of course when they are NOT (any of those things)

Posted by Massive Cock Fighter, on 20-06-2007 17:06,

I cull th gulls & as many as poss of th orrible smelly beasts... cos they're OUT OF CONTROL and the Council are useless on that subject as they are on so many others.... GMP has a point..can we Cull all th speed cameras esp those on all my regular routes. I want to start an anon Camera Saboteur group..... anyone fancy joining me ? those two coming in & out of Chideock can be th first to get wrecked... Tks Shagsack and ditto mate

Posted by Gull Munchin Polecat, on 20-06-2007 19:34,

Welcome back Tuzo..... Lets all forgive/ forget/ move on.... Kittiwakes..? Nah.. wrong time of th year for them...! Loads of Gannets around though th greedy little Bl**ders. NB & I agree about there being CAMERAS EVERYWHERE... but wot are we doin about it..?!!! I've started shooting th hell of th buggars (are we allowed to say Buggars on here..?) No, not even if you spell it correctly. - Ed

Posted by Carlito, on 20-06-2007 19:35,

(now ignoring Tuzo)... is shooting white collar doves illegal? They keep eating my chicken feed.

Posted by Rustic, on 21-06-2007 05:41,

The point is obviously not taken by Tuz as can be seen in the way he “expertly” brown noses the editor in post 61. The Editor (a fine upstanding citizen and moral guardian of the town whom I won’t have a bad word said about) said to wind your neck in and concentrate on the shitehawks, You proceed mention gulls in some obscure way but then go on to give shagsack and carlito (two innocent, gentle and harmless people) some tongue. Thankfully the Editor, in his glorious and radiant wisdom, has seen fit to offer us a forum where abuse is the order of the day, and for a dainty fop like you, that day has come. I expect to see you there ASAP, keyboard at the ready, oh and you can bring as many of your whimsical poetry spouting chums as you like as, in the local vernacular, I am ""right up for it"" Kitty wakes are glorious but I haven’t seen any yet however has anyone else seen the Puffin that was spotted under Black Venn a week ago?

Posted by tuzo, on 21-06-2007 18:09,

I dont think you will see me there(rustic) as i dont much care for the title.. however here is another poem I wish i was a little duck swimming on a lake and you to swim beside me my darling little drake anon

Posted by Rustic, on 22-06-2007 05:20,

You big wuss Tuzo, anyway here is a poem for you I sat there quietly fuming and read your poem about a duck, I thought if you wont come on to the abuse page then you can take a flying **** by Rustic

Posted by shagsack, on 22-06-2007 06:40,

i wish you were a little duck i'd buy a gun and shoot you and i'd get away with it you stupid dumb fooooooooooor the love of donkeys will you ever shut up???????? ...sorry ed, am i on the right link? ......is this the 'CULL THE GULL' link, or 'CRAP POETRY CORNER/GULL LOVING FOOL SITE' hosted by a tuzo. Miss, you are hijacking every topic and sucking the life out of each with your verbal slurry and personality 'problem' -Try sticking to the topic, stop attention seeking(its embarrasing), find another outlet for your 'anon' ramblings...and lastly, if you're going to get personal on every link then i suggest that you GET IN THE RING on the A.Y.N. link. OK

Posted by Rosieo6, on 22-06-2007 10:11,

Oooh rustic now tuzo is sending you loving thoughts.You are so popular!

Posted by Spirit, on 22-06-2007 10:37,

Seriously, I am amazed and annoyed that there are dimwits who live in gull country who put bin liners full of crap out on the street for collection without taking the simple precaution of putting something (an old sheet) over it, to stop the gulls. They/you think it's someone elses problem? well it's not, wise up you disrespectful fools. Furthermore - those pissant street cleaning machines were going down West Bay Road in tandem (surely one is enough) driving around the piles of rubbish - surely it would make sense to follow on after the garbage truck? -Idiots.

Posted by Rustic, on 22-06-2007 14:24,

Hi Rosie06 you seasame covered bap that enfolds the burger of my dreams, I have to admit it is a worrying direction that the tuz seems to be taking, it is a bit of a cruel tease professing love and wanting but being unprepared to come on to another forum and get bent over the keyboard and be given a right seeing to. In the meantime I would like to agree with spirit and pour scorn onto the morons who fail to grasp even the simplest of ideas to prevent the bin raiding outlaws of the sky. It isn't the shitehawks fault, they are just doing what they do, the rubbish all over the street is your fault if you don't protect it properly.

Posted by Massive Cock Fighter, on 22-06-2007 17:52,

Rustic/Spirit. I don't for a minute disagree.... with either of yer. I place out one bin bag roughly every 2/3 weeks and ensure it's cat/ fox/ Shitehawk & even TUZO safe (sorry that was a cheap shot....) But Rustic this Cull Th Gull issue ain't MERELY about street refuse..! If you've had th misfortune to live beneath a roof of the shitehawks (and with the roofs of your immediate neighbours infested (AS I HAVE YEARLY) then you will understand that they are not just a pain in th arse they are a flying, squarking, Crappin menace... Every day all of your windows are crapped on; your motor splashed with disgusting excrement that takes th paint off.... They crap at you as yr sittin in th garden , crap in yer beer...They even open me window and crap in my ears while I'm trying to get a bit of shut eye... They HAVE to be controlled.!!! All the screaming, th squabbling, the loud gorilla/ chimpanzee noises that go off without warning all night disturbin yer kip..ok that I can cope with.. but they block your gutters by dragging hay/ straw onto th roof and actually cause damage.! If it were a pack of Polar Bears/ Tasmanian Devils or filthy Hyenas marauding th streets and makin a nuisance would you be prepared to put up with that...?! It's th same thing just a tad diluted.>>here's another thread you might like... -Ed<< And a couple of punters on ere have tried th tactical defence ""they were here first"" Bollx!!! or ""Live & let live..."" again I say that is a load of Bollx! If you got yerself a dose of th crabs or malaria or yer carpets were infested with cat fleas, or you had rats in yer kitchen (as I did) you would eradicate the pests. what would you say to th deluded who say Live & Let Live...? Phew got that off me chest.. not sure I'm on th right forum now..... Shagsack 'll back me up won't yer mate...

Posted by shagsack, on 22-06-2007 19:25,

True. They even know when you've just finished cleaning your windows or car or are off out for the night. They know exactly what they do -and use their spite with pinpoint accuracy. They have a keen eye too, as anyone who's shot or thrown stuff at them knows ...next time, they see you coming. And look into their eyes and you'll see it, Evil. They'll take your fish and chips at Lyme, but only if you're a small child or elderly. They'll dive-bomb anyone who comes near their spawn, deafening you until you go -even if its on YOUR ROOF! They bully other birds and drive them away in force. ...they have taken over the skies, and now they want our streets. Cull them now while we still have a chance.............gotta go theres a tapping at my window

Posted by Marks, on 27-08-2007 09:43,

Just read many letters on the culling of gulls.I have had a letter published in the Herald and was plesentley surprised at the response from truley Christian people who believe in the saving of gods animals. Its time nature got rid of the human race, look what we are doing to this wanderful world.

Posted by tuzo, on 27-08-2007 21:10,

how do you suggest that nature gets rid of the human race (Marks 75) I am all ears!

Posted by Carlito, on 28-08-2007 13:34,

Hmmm....looks like we've got a nutter in our midst. I wouldn't be surprised if ""Marks"" suggests that plagues of locusts, poisonous toads and fire & brimstone should see us off""...and the Angel placed one foot on the land and one foot in the sea""...blah blah blah...PAH! Define a truly Christian person then Marks....go on...I'm strapped in. p.s. never mind this ""wanderful world"", look what you're doing to the English language!

Posted by Marks, on 28-08-2007 17:19,

Isnt it great, a spelling mistake brings in results. How about ""Globle warming"" to kill off the human race? cant blame that on the human race. As for the english speaking people gone a long time ago, or do you want to cull all that cant spell proper like?

Posted by tuzo, on 29-08-2007 00:03,

NO! NO! NO! culling of bad spellers!! we would all be banjaxed! What is this ""Globle""warming device of which you speak? Did it have something to do with the long gone english speaking race... I did hear something about it, i just cant remember quite what happened? Do tell?

<< Start < Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next > End >>

Go back to the article | Add your comment

BridportRadio © 2005-2008 -

ONLY MEMBERS CAN ADD COMMENTS
PLEASE LOGIN / REGISTER HERE

Bridport & West Bay Images

Popular
CULL THE GULL? MONORAIL MARVEL ...AND ANOTHER THING WEEKENDERS - GO HOME! DANGER JUNCTION TROUBLE IN PARADISE BUSINESSES WE LOVE ...AND ANOTHER THING 2 WHY SO FEW ARRESTS? HERE WE GO AGAIN...

Archive
November, 2008 October, 2008 September, 2008 August, 2008 July, 2008 June, 2008 May, 2008 April, 2008 March, 2008 February, 2008 January, 2008 December, 2007 November, 2007 October, 2007 September, 2007 August, 2007 July, 2007 June, 2007 May, 2007 April, 2007 March, 2007 February, 2007

Latest...
SPACE BRIDPORT CIDER SHED CHAT GRACE SECONDARY BNP TARGETED BATTLESHIP BLAZE WOLFS LULLABY WHAT IN THE WIP WOP? REHAB - XMAS RUSH AFFORDABLE HOUSING PIG FARMING US ELECTIONS BRIDPORT PRIZE CAB HELPLINE PRIZE RESULTS ACCIDENT OF BIRTH GONE LOKO CRAFT WORKSHOPS SNOW ON THE BEACH BROTHERS GRIMMER TESCO SLIMES REGIS