you will understand?(bentley 69) You will understand what.... exactly? why we would be worshiping you or congratulating you? why would we? You sound an awful lot like someone else to me!
Posted by Denzlepob_at_work, on 10-07-2007 18:45,
My dearest Batty Boy I don't have a go at you when we meet, I just take my burger and fries, and depart.
Posted by Rustic, on 11-07-2007 17:02,
The reason it has slowed down a bit you dim-wit is because it is very difficult to be deliberately abusive to someone when you don't really mean it. It is a brave effort to get the ball rolling again by picking on dunce wads like denzlepob and carlito, neither of whom could be considered the ""biggest yielders in the herd"" but if you don't mean it then it just becomes ..... well, pointless really. I am going to try and refrain from being abusive until someone puts up a post that is worthy of a good gob full. Until then may your goolies fester and go square at the edges. p.s. If I can go a week without having to lob a bit of abuse about I will consider myself “loved right up” and then will post something “nice” in the appropriate place, however I am hoping someone says something worthy of a good keyboard bashing in the meantime.
Posted by The Bat, on 11-07-2007 22:00,
Dear Bentley You are crap fourth rate (nay fifth rate) comedian who only makes a living because you carry out your sad trade in a small backwater like Bridport. As for the rest of you sad ba***rds, I suggest that we meet at a pre-arranged place and time and slug it out with cucumbers at 50 paces you bunch of ugly obnoxious frogs.
Posted by shagsack, on 12-07-2007 10:48,
tuzo, you toilet trading gob****...where exactly ARE you from, chard??? With your lack of wit,irony,humour,grace,general intelligence and social awareness... may i suggest you either throw a decent insult, you bloated warthog-faced buffoon, or go directly to the pansys over on the 'Be nice' link. The rest of you can go too, unless you want a cuddle?...p1*$ 0ff!!!
Posted by tuzo, on 12-07-2007 13:07,
you may suggest what you please (ss grunt number2 post 79) However it will have no impact at all, as i do as i choose. Chard... hardly.... I was born in bed with my mother,in a land far from here.. well far for people who drag their knuckles when they walk I suppose, and cannot read sign posts or maps.. you can tell a man who boozes by the company he chooses and the pig got up and slowly walked away.... Trad. (the warthog might have stayed?)
Dragon, it's not the roads that are dangerous it's the people on them!
Posted by goccibos, on 13-07-2007 10:56,
Chill out! Once they all realise there is no Waitrose and Starbucks they will be back in their w**k*r tankers heading for the Village.
Posted by tuzo, on 13-07-2007 10:57,
Carlito, Carlito Carlito!! dear me.. i can only think that your eyes where clouded by all your spluttering(or need glasses perhaps?) have another look, I said i was born IN BED WITH MY MOTHER (this is the usual procedure is it not?) Maybe you had an alternative start? In a taxi? in the shade of a monkey puzzle tree? on the kitchen table? In a submarine? Do tell, it would be relief to find something interesting about you?
Posted by Bentley, on 13-07-2007 17:27,
Bat, no matter how much you flatter me you are not getting into my pants. You should be in the ”nice” section if you are going to be lauding me with such member munching reverence as to suggest that I have reached the dizzy heights of “5th rate” in terms of comedy and that I could possibly earn a living from it. I accept your kind and complimentary words in a “clenched buttock” sort of way but wish you would stick to “abuse” when posting on this section.
Posted by Carlito, on 15-07-2007 19:27,
I wasn't born WITH my mother Tuzo, like most people I was born FROM my mother. Again, you fail horribly in the grammar stakes. But that just fits perfectly into the aura of failure you exude from every rotten pore doesn't it Tuzo?
Posted by Rustic, on 15-07-2007 19:32,
As much as I enjoy the thrust, lunge and parry of a good keyboard bun fight I can't help thinking that my, sometimes gladiatorial, approach is somehow demeaning to the site and is getting in the way of good reasoned debate. Instead of us getting involved in lively debate about the issues central to life in our beautiful Bridport we have just descended into attacking each other with snide comments (especially you tuzo you pathetic weakling) There! you see it is happening again. I know this section is for that purpose but it seems that all the regular contributors are at it anywhere on the site and I think that is probably scaring off many others who would like to contribute but don't wont to be vilified by the keyboard assassins (of which I admit I am one). I am taking unilateral action and having the summer off from being so confrontational. I am sure this will be met with howls of derision from the normal suspects however you must have mistaken me with someone who gives a s***.
Posted by tuzo, on 16-07-2007 05:56,
carlito (88) I heard that expression a building site in Ireland (born in bed with my mother) I found it amusing, as it did not sound quite right...I guess to find it funny you have to like the person who is saying it, which is why it does not work for you. I dont think i could ever make you smile.
Posted by tuzo, on 16-07-2007 06:10,
I read your post (rustic 87) with interest, and as you single me out as a main offender , I take the points you make, its not my intention to put off any would be contributers to this site, so i have to admit i have probably outstayed my welcome here (I would put a question mark there, but... we know how cranky that makes people)
Posted by Carlito, on 16-07-2007 07:39,
Rustic you limp wristed excuse for a valid Bridportian. Get back in the 'ring' RIGHT NOW and give it a good long seeing to. Maybe you and Shagsack should shack-up and create a love-child you pair of $%%£^&""''s.
Posted by Rustic, on 16-07-2007 15:23,
Carlito, you work shy fop, I would love to stay on and get down and dirty in the ruck, spitting and scratching away but my hearts not in it. I feel like I am playing one of those ""shoot em up"" arcade games where you blast away maiming and killing and yet still more zombies (tuzo) come staggering towards the screen. You point to the right and click to re-load and let the sucker have it between the eyes over and over again. I have just got to the pint (Freudian slip I meant point) where I am thinking we are not actually debating the issues of ""being Bridport"" but it is just half a dozen or so of us slagging each other off, ALL THE TIME. I think that with the vast reservoir of artistic and eloquent talent that is pooled in Bridport we could, and should, do better than tit for tat insults and cheap jibes. Therefore I, as one of the group of keyboard assassins, am prepared to fall on the sword for the greater good of the site. Hopefully more people will be encouraged to join in if they think that they are not going to get their ideas ""beaten up"", however don’t think I am going soft because if derision is required then so be it, however for now I am backing off, although, as Arnie said, ""I'll be back"". Cheerio! Well said Rustic - Ed
Posted by Carlito, on 20-07-2007 09:56,
The Cerne Abbas Giant is currently in deep negotiations with Homer Simpson in order to recover a device to help his main asset stand to attention. After all a thousand year erection may need help maintaining.
