Dear Mr Bat, i like you very much, please do not kill me.
Posted by Carlito, on 21-06-2007 17:01,
Tuzo, take your hollow, badly thought out, billy-no-mates, attention-seeking comments and mix them up with a good helping of humble pie. You align yourself with the opinions of unpopular members purely for a reaction, and malign your self with the comments of everyone else for the same purpose. Get help Tuzo, and perhaps there is still time to have that massive chip on your shoulder gauged out and quaterised. Realworld - you're most irritating trait is the overall sense that you know more about the issues we face here than we do, and that you assume we don't look further than the end of our noses. I've met people like you, and u are self-promoting, conceited, uber-captialist, and deeply insecure. The kind of people you don't have to listen to during a conversation and can get away with simply nodding and saying ""yeah"" every 30 seconds...because you wouldn't notice if we were listening or not, thanks to the sound of your own voice giving you such arousal. The Bat - I often wish that you would actually drop your online persona and simply be YOU. It's easy to see that you're obsession with stealth firearms is a very sad one, and you're popularist demonisation of easy targets such as ""Chavs"" and ""Druggies"" is frankly lazy finger-pointing. Peel off your layers The Bat, and show your true feelings, rather than hiding behind your creation. That'll do for starters! I just can't wait for the main course!
Posted by The Bat, on 21-06-2007 17:09,
Haa Hemm,... Here goccibos! Is it true you wear women's clothing you pasty faced old tart? I snot at you through my nose you Eeeenglish pig. Where did you get a stupid name like goccibos you old trout!!
Posted by shagsack, on 21-06-2007 18:03,
Well siad Carlito, although having a pop at tweedle-dumber and tweedle-dumberer is a bit like shooting fish in a teapot! May theBat long lurk in the shadows of Bridport, the town needs a 'cleaner' more than ever... If only just a little more active in reality i rekon Carlos would change his views a bit. Maybe if you just 'winged' a couple of gulls/chavs/smug gits/crap poets/traffic wardens/Palmers/street-
preachers...and of course any of the 'smackhead contingent' -i for one would cheer and revere you!!(by druggies you don't mean folk enjoying the odd doobie do you? ...s'okay Carlito's a bit touchy there. love to all xxx (except above, scum)
Posted by Rustic, on 21-06-2007 19:38,
Oh Yes!! Now this is a forum to ""get on in there sunner"" Just a couple of questions dear Editor, has it got to be politically correct abuse as if not I would like to challenge all the female members to send in a picture of their **** and for all the blokes to have a big **** photo competition. ""Not very abusive"" I hear you say, but then what I would do to my-self with the photos could be construed as self abuse, especially if you are a catholic. Question two, From your header it sounds like we can't just come on here and start lobbing abuse about, but we have to, in olden vernacular, offer someone out for a duel. A sort of keyboards at dawn type of thing. ______________________________
___ RE: Q1: Go on, be the first to actually look thru the Terms and Cons. Q2: No it's a free for all brawl. ...and no ****ing swearing! I'm fed up of typing *s, if you're taking the time to type why use the easy Anglo-Saxon that may offend? Try extending your vocabulary you, you ...no I'm not getting involved, I'm just holding the coats. - Ed
Posted by The Bat, on 21-06-2007 19:39,
Dearest Carlito Let me count the times your demented old clap trap has made me want to vomit up my entrails and wrap them tightly around my neck until I turn blue and die. On second thoughts maybe I won't count the times as I have things to do this evening and all day tomorrow. Easy targets? EASY TARGETS!!! Let me tell you matey boy that druggies and chavs are NOT easy targets!! They Chavs never come out in the rain, in case they accidently get washed, and the druggies all move stealthely due to their requirement not to get caught by the local constabulary while shoplifting. The only easy targets I see are the good citizens of Bridders who post their humble thoughts on this website, pouring their poor little hearts out, sharing their problems, only to have an attention seeking git like you criticise their thoughts and deeds. There's a bullet somewhere in my ammo box with your name on it matey boy and when I find it I am going to carry it on me at all times. PS. Online persona?? What do you mean 'online persona'? I'm posting as myself?!? PPS. Dear Denzlepop, I hate 'yes men', don't you?
Posted by Carlito, on 22-06-2007 07:56,
Excellent The Bat! That's the spirit! I am absolutely delighted that my demented old clap trap is about to cause you to commit suicide in an imaginative manner. Good Citizen's posting ""humble thoughts""?!! Have you even read anything on this wedsite? The only humble postings here are the ones that the editor gleefully deletes on receipt for fear we'll all die of meekness and boredom! I wish you all the luck in the world finding that bullet The Bat , but with your obvious lack of breeding I suspect you'd probably mis-spelled my pseudonym and there's an unfortunate soul called Carlos who's about to take the hit for me. P.S. - And Shagsack can take his fish AND his teapot, and stuff it where the sun doesn't shine. You're sly way of attempting controversy without causing offence is spineless and crawling...speak up, get yer Agent Orange out and cause some real damage!
Posted by The Bat, on 22-06-2007 10:37,
Any of my mis-spellings are due entirely to beer and/or wine you old fart. Good this init?
Posted by Real World, on 22-06-2007 14:57,
Carlito - your summary of me is spot on. Uncanny.
Posted by shagsack, on 22-06-2007 18:56,
hold on Carlito, just get my handbag... thats better, right listen here you kakpipe kosmonaut, i for one am sick to death of your relentless moaning, for starters. I can't even read one of your comments without hearing it in a 'Victor Meldrew' voice... lighten up old man! Quote 'well said Carlito'...thought you nailed those two losers as i had many times before, i was agreeing with you thats all, you big rim job. I would never avoid controversy,ever! but theres no reaching those two- even with lashings of offence/reason/contempt etc. ...and another thing... ...theBat isnt the only one with a secret-identity-alterego is he? how hypocritical of you, of all people, to point the finger there, -its just childish. bum-face. ooooh that felt good!!
Posted by Rustic, on 23-06-2007 13:21,
**@# you you bunch of *#@@* why don't you **##* and ****"""" while you are at it. I want to **?@@# and then ***:;:; the **>>#2 lot of you. And that is just for starters. Goo arn sunner ged in there. *+@# me this cider IS strong
Posted by The Bat, on 24-06-2007 21:25,
Well done Denzlepop. I shall join your quest for niceness and add that I rescind all threats/insinuations made by my good self which may have inferred that I intend to snipe anyone on this website. Think yer self lucky Carlito. PS. This does not apply to the person messing with the belltower and the flowers in Bucky Doo (you know who you are). Your dead meat matey!
Posted by Carlito, on 25-06-2007 08:25,
One word insults - without profanity!: Shagsack: Bandwagoner Realword: Desperate Tuzo: Antagoniser Morning Loves It: Wet Rosie06: Limp Rustic: Under-acheiver Denzel_Pob: Dull Ooaargh: Smelly The Bat: Sad Ed: Deadloss COME 'ON! LET'S AV IT!
Posted by shagsack, on 25-06-2007 09:37,
so flattered to make the top of your list ...even above your two Bum-Chums tuzo and realworld! Your use of insult without profanity is truly dazzling and will surely earn you even more respect among us saddoes. PS when i want your opinion -I'll Beat It Out Of You!! by the way, you forgot to slag off someone didnt you ...M m m mmmmmmm!
listen up, unless it is profane it isn’t profound, that is the point of profanity. When was the last time you used an absolutely devastating insult without some?
Posted by Carlito, on 25-06-2007 15:43,
There are MANY I didn't slag off...that's cos I have a life where spending all of it trawling through the Rich histroy of the BR website to find usernames to abuse is actually not possible! The only thing you'll beat out of me is face full of vomit...T*at!
Posted by Denzlepob_at_work, on 25-06-2007 15:44,
Lets be nice. I'll start....I love you all, there, how nice was that you bunch of
Posted by Carlito, on 25-06-2007 15:50,
That's rich coming from you Rustic. The most profound comment you ever posted would look more at home on the teletubbies website. Now THERE's a bunch of bloated drowning victims if ever I saw some! Give it to me! ARRRGHHH!!!!
...hey, how come its all the blokes venting their spleens here? that tuzo seems to be the only female out there with claws, and a handbag to rival carlito's...(if indeed she is a woman)??? Carlito, you are but an arse-tramp...a tenacious winnet clinging to a fat goth's sweaty gusset...a vomitous mass, a truffle hunting joskyn, a flatulent flapmonger...etc... Avvviiitt!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Carlito, on 25-06-2007 18:51,
Ah HA! Shagsack if you were anything more than the flakey toe cheese of an athletes foot sufferer, I'd bother to waste my precious time retaliating! Take your common jibes and stuff them into your exeedingly tight sphincter. Touche!
Posted by Denzlepob_at_work, on 25-06-2007 19:44,
Quote: PPS. Dear Denzlepop, I hate 'yes men', don't you? Yes Mr Bat.
