Have you seen The Boys From Brazil anytime in the last two weeks? Cameras everywhere.....
Posted by Chief Wigam, on 28-05-2007 16:04,
I saw an IKEA lorry in West Bay. Please tell me I was dreaming. Off to the new Flats, sorry, appartments I guess........
Posted by Rustic, on 28-05-2007 19:33,
I was out walking my dog on Friday wearing my black Macintosh in anticipation of the inclement weather when I came across this bloke with two German shepherds who appeared to be stuffing small pointy-capped mushrooms into his mouth. One of the German shepherds said something in German to the other one, which I didn't quite catch and they then preceded to do some sort of Bavarian folk dance to the tune of ""99 red balloons"" Then the other bloke saw me and just stared at me pointing and saying ""a ghost, a ghost Oh mummy help me"" As you can imagine I was a bit concerned as this is the second time in a fortnight I have bumped into this anonymous nutter. The last time he was smoking a crack pipe while his two German shepherd friends adjusted each other’s leather shorts. Has anyone else had an encounter with this loon?
Posted by Rosieo6, on 29-05-2007 07:40,
was the dog ghostly too?(should have gone to specsavers!)
Posted by Carlito, on 29-05-2007 09:08,
I had a ghostly encounter with a bowl of Shreddies this morning...apart from that I don't believe in Father Christmas, Fairies & Pixies, the whole King Authur myth, omnipresent beings OR GHOSTS. He was a person walking his dog and if you'd had the common courtesy to say ""good evening"", you'd probably not have come across as a loon!
Posted by goccibos, on 29-05-2007 11:58,
Carlito, please add ""God"" to your list just for completeness
Posted by Carlito, on 29-05-2007 14:18,
I would just like to add that Rustic's post and my post were published at the same time so my use (and his) of the word ""Loon"" were entirely independent of each other! Ed may confirm if he so wishes!
Posted by shagsack, on 31-05-2007 07:30,
it seems goatboy the bank-holiday-bandit did come back at the weekend but is keeping a low profile (just a few small(minded)comments about us having chips on our shoulders and an inferiority complex)...still offensive, but it hardly seemed worth it... i rekon he's either A; upset that his opinions are laughed at or dispised -and is holed up in a corner somewhere with a fire extinguisher. B;had to go back to work, HA. C; he's ""busy"" with tuzo? D; he's gone to have a word with himself. Sadly i don't think its the last one.
Posted by Denzlepob_at_work, on 31-05-2007 11:05,
Dear Dr Maliciousdelicious, I am having problems getting a rear light lens for my 1980 Yamaha IT250 enduro, please help.
Posted by Gull Munchin Polecat, on 31-05-2007 16:25,
It weren't no DOG but a large ferret and I weren't walkin it... it was training itself - for the next 21K Ferret Marathon actually; ... I wish all you overly romantics would go ghost hunting elsewhere and let us get on with our Training in the gloomy dusk.....
Posted by shagsack, on 31-05-2007 18:33,
SET THE HOUNDS ON THIS ANONYMOUS FOOL!!!People walk on allington hill, for whatever reasons...If you go up there walking your dogs (around the same time each evening)then youre going to bump into the SAME others on their evening stroll. They may avoid you because they don't like dogs/you, but to assume the supernatural is just plain bonkers! ---besides, everyone knows that 'real' ghosts are white.
Posted by Massive Cock Fighter, on 01-06-2007 11:37,
Oihhhh Shagsack.... Pls explain yr reasons for labelling this Anonymous apparition as a FOOL....? Kindly do...! I'd be interested in your line of reasoning Pal...!
Posted by Vocal Local, on 01-06-2007 12:00,
Ere I have told yer all, twas me wanit.......? I aint a ghost just had a heavy weekend, numptys..tut tut Next time ye see I, say ello init yer rude buggers..
Posted by Massive Cock Fighter, on 01-06-2007 15:59,
Hey...Mr Shagsack ....I retract that request....I can see your line of reasoning ....it weren't th apparition you were referring to.. brain wasn't workin properly......
Posted by shagsack, on 01-06-2007 20:09,
oooh sensitive. -are you using another anonymous pseudonym now ? ? Well, i've seen a lot of strange things in my time but if i were up on the hill and saw a human-shaped form, i would think 'human'. Even if i was startled or afraid of the dark i would feel pretty foolish telling people i'd seen a ghost. No offence. I saw a 5ft figure made of what looked like water once... walked right across the lane and merged into a nearby tree before disappearing, -but i think my woodbines might've been spiked, y'know...
Posted by Massive Cock Fighter, on 04-06-2007 08:34,
Back Acres leading to Sore Head, off of Antibotic Avenue, Down Easy street to Examinyor Passage
Posted by Carlito, on 06-06-2007 15:27,
Dearest Denzlepob_at_work My evening visits are reserved for my more ""alternative"" therapies. And no, these therapies do not involve essential oils and whale song. The full hardback edition of my ""Alternative Home Surgery"" menu is available only to those who meet my stringent requirements for worthy patients. The menu gives detailed descriptions of each form of treatment, and explains the pricing structure. In addition, and I expect disappointingly for you, the service is fully booked until way into 2008. Until then Denzelpob_at_work, you will have to get everything you need from Bridport Radio. How is your prolapse doing? I daresay you've been on your feet more often than usual? NEXT! Dr. Malicious
Posted by Morning Loves It, on 07-06-2007 18:00,
I've been in Town for thirty years MCF and I have no idea who I'm talking to in here. You are not alone.
Posted by The Bat, on 08-06-2007 22:03,
Re the ghost in Gundry Lane. I heard that two youth workers in the youth club at the bottom of Gundry Lane heard loud banging and screaming in the loft area of the youth club at a time when there couldn't possibly have been anyone there. Having explored the loft area (well as far as the hatch), it was found to be empty and the banging stopped, only to resume when they closed the hatch. After a quick change of underpants the whole thing was repeated the following night. Possibly Arthur Woodgate may wish to comment on the validity of this story?
Posted by tuzo, on 09-06-2007 14:00,
there was a ghost in Fenwicks..the young assistants didnt like going upstairs to do the stock taking as he threw boots at them.. someones grandfather i believe.
