I couldn't find the said appendage online but I did find two balls
Posted by andy head, on 19-10-2007 12:21,
You may be interested to learn that I've been working on a martial arts cop disco dance epic to be premiered at this year's policeman's ball - with PC McGregor and colleagues strutting their funky stuff to ""Everybody was kung fu fighting"". Still in edit at the moment but particularly enjoying the can-can sequence... I do have a spare guest ticket if anyone fancies a surreal but pleasant night out.
Posted by Rustic, on 22-10-2007 04:51,
So then AH what exactly is it that you are confirmig or denying?? That the police are given to violent outbursts on the dance floor or that you are cinderella and have no mates to go to the ball with?
Posted by Rustic, on 22-10-2007 04:57,
Maffia, Triads, Columbian Drug Barons, Al Queda, Local Brewery firm, who is responsible for running the Amusement Arcade in west street ? Why is it always empty, what did the books look like for last year ? If it made a load of money then it just has to be a scam because no bugger ever goes in there. Ere ! ! ! whats this severed horses head doing in my bed ? ?
Posted by Editor, on 22-10-2007 09:37,
I think you'll find it only takes a few saddoes a day with a gambling addiction, pumping their whole pay cheques into those machines to make the place pay.
Posted by goccibos, on 22-10-2007 10:09,
spose same goes for the pretty shop fronted gift shops in S St, always empty, always displaying new stock.....any others? The Co-Op maybe, only ever a max of 2 people in there plus 1.5 people on the tills, very strange experience.
Posted by draino, on 15-01-2008 13:28,
I have heard that the old medical centre is being turned into a mosque
Posted by tuzo, on 15-01-2008 13:42,
I heard (draino 58) from a surveyor friend that it is going to be turned into a center for sexually transmitted diseases (or rather the treatment of such, as you dont have to go to a center to get them do you?)
Posted by Bentley, on 16-01-2008 18:30,
I've heard that even though parking is very short in North Allington (as indeed it is throughout bridport)and even though the start of the proposed re-development could be months or years away, the people who own the sight are such a bunch of tight bas***ds that they wont let people park in all those empty spaces. Who made that descision remains a mystery but whoever it was needs to have a long look at themselves.
Posted by Mrs Simpson, on 30-07-2008 18:40,
I know no-one looks at this any more, but have you heard the story about Huge Furry-Wotsit? His house near Axminster is up for sale and his wife has run off with one of his chefs. Apparently. You read it here first.