better to be five minutes late..than twenty five years early?
Posted by shagsack, on 06-06-2007 10:27,
YOU KNOW WHAT GETS MY GOAT? Cliches, Offal, Condescension, Knowalls, Humorists, Earache, Asda, Drivel and Shitehawks. ...seven days late, blah blah blah...
Posted by shagsack, on 06-06-2007 11:10,
Carlito's Way?
Posted by shagsack, on 06-06-2007 15:25,
...Lists, Irritants, Kelp, Earwigs, Twiglets, Underpants, Zealots, Operas...yep, think thats all of them, nuff said.
Posted by Carlito, on 07-06-2007 10:19,
Tuzo, aside from your embarrasing use of a government speeding campaign slogan. What exactly are you doing putting a question mark at the end of it? Are you raising the point for a debate? Twenty Five years early for what? Death? Death is one of the only things in life that happens bang-on-time, every time. If it's your time to go, it's your time to go.
Posted by tuzo, on 07-06-2007 23:49,
where you embarrassed that i repeated a previously used phrase carlito?How wonderful for you, i love being embarrassed, its quite exhilarating, unfortunately i dont get the chance to often though. i suppose of course it does mean death... however we can lessen the risks? dont drop hairdryers in the bath,avoid swimming in rough seas with sharks etc we can comfort ourselves we shall never actually die from boredom, although sometimes it would be a mercy!
Posted by shagsack, on 08-06-2007 10:22,
yeah, think i hear the bells a tolling now!!! --could be the bat of course. Hey Carlito? if turgid and vacuous comments are annoying you,?, try relaxing by making up acronyms to entertain yourself!?... works for me?
Posted by Gull Munchin Polecat, on 08-06-2007 10:22,
Hey...Shagsack. Twiglets are great... esp if yr sufferin grom Alcohol overload.... Kelp's alright too.. full of iron.. And what've you got against underpants..... You go Commando style mister..? No don't tell me..... I love underpants.... esp when.... nah maybe not on here... Tuzo.. what's wrong matey..?
Posted by Carlito, on 08-06-2007 11:17,
Ed: how does Tuzo manage to reply to my commments before they are published? Both my latest comment and Tuzo's were published simultaneously!
Posted by tuzo, on 08-06-2007 12:25,
nothings wrong (g.m.p.) but thanks for asking.. you ok? and carlito i disagree, have just looked at a picture of the Tuzo bantam, and it looked rather splendid,it was a cock, maybe the hens are what you were looking at? they tend to be less fancy.
Posted by Gull Munchin Polecat, on 08-06-2007 18:07,
Hey Tuzo, Glad to hear you're ok Mister... Cool... I've lost th thread a tad with all this Cock & Hen stuff.... Hey Tuzo I'm wonderin which is yr regular Watering hole in town..... I'm up for gettin pissed as stick of Rhubarb tonite..... I wonder if I'll bump into any of you guys out there in th mayhem that is Bridders on a Friday night......
Posted by shagsack, on 08-06-2007 18:34,
Gull Munchin Polecat... yeah twiglets arent so bad, or kelp...and i don't really mind asda. The rest (including PANTS) allude to a certain cock in our midst...(as does the underlying acronym!)...(22 & 23)...first things that popped into my head, y'know
Posted by Gull Munchin Polecat, on 10-06-2007 20:05,
Shagshack you're truly one Dude to have a few sherbets with.....! Get some home brew brewed and I'll see yer at wassisname's Bar Cellar when he fixes th date...
Posted by Carlito, on 11-06-2007 12:27,
We need to club together and buy the old Divvies quick! It would make an excellent tit bar. Although I fear there may be a shortage of willing local lasses up for the job, and a number of angry boyfriends queuing to get in and trash the place. It might be worth all of the hassle just to have it open for that first glorious night!
Posted by Gull Munchin Polecat, on 12-06-2007 16:17,
Spot on Rustic.... All of a sudden you find yerself in 'The Archive'....... Gets My Goat ain't even listed on th homepage anymore...
Posted by Editor, on 12-06-2007 20:45,
""GETS MY GOAT"" is Just another thread under the ""...AND ANOTHER THING "" Catagory, as we get new articles the old ones get pushed down the ""LATEST"" list, if there’s something that really gets your goat you can send it to me for publication and comment. Or I could start another thread ""...IN MY DAY..."" or ""SOME PEOPLE...""Suggestions?
Posted by shagsack, on 13-06-2007 21:01,
you're right Rustic, and i'm glad you've returned in the mood for a ruck! ...maybe your ""WANT SOME!?"" should be the new link, wotcha think ed?? ---and who's got a big garden out there where we can all get together and guess who's who? over many, many ales? ...its a tad warm for the indoors in june eh
Posted by Rustic, on 15-06-2007 16:32,
Nothing what so ever happened to me today that would upset me and have me reaching for the keyboard to hand out some keybopard bovver. Not a single bloody thing could manage to wipe the rather inane grin of the content that I have been wearing all day. Come on you bunch of sad sacks this is just not good enough, in fact, the fact nothing has ""got my goat"" all day is starting to get my goat.
Posted by Ivor Bigun, on 20-07-2007 20:25,
Imagine what its going to be like when the ooaargh brigade, get all the surrounding roads of Bridport restricted to 20 m.p.h. !! Nose to tail traffic from all direction's, and screams for pedestrian crossings to be put in every 300 yards.
