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Posted by Rustic, on 22-01-2007 08:41,
The pope is bound to be scary because he is just another in a long line of blokes who have never had their leg over (well not with a woman or a person anyway) telling the rest of the happily or unhappily married people of the world how to live their lives. In trying to work out what will make the oopposite sex happy I think most people would want to ask someone who has had some first hand experience of them. Also the popes have continued to perpetrate the myth about how the bible was put together (in terms of what gospels were chosen for publication and which ones were rejected and ordered destroted) and by whom, the denial of JCs marriage to Mary Magdeline and the resulting bloodline, and the erronious claim of Marys (JCs mum) virginity.
Posted by Editor, on 22-01-2007 08:43,
Don't you just hate it when you get a good old bun fight going and some-one has to come along and make it all nice and sensible again. And just a point of order how can it be personal when we dont know who any of the contributers are? or do you mean persoanl like in a slanderous sort of way towards some of the peckerheads out there who deserve a bit of grief? (yes - Ed)
Posted by goccibos, on 22-01-2007 08:43,
I only called an end to comments on the previous ""bun fight"" so you didn't wear out your little scroll wheel fingers (that's it hold them up and show me) that page was getting on for 50 foot long, and as such would have been classed as a carriageway then I'd have to have it tarmacked...
Posted by Rustic, on 22-01-2007 12:21,
To escape detection they are changing their skins, I saw one of their kind remove a brown ""dog"" style coat and bin it outside Scummerfields, then put on the ""wolf"" style coat! They are also on the move, two spotted in Scummerfields in Dorch! Perhaps Scummers has some sort of breeding programme going on!
Posted by ooaargh, on 22-01-2007 12:33,
where do I start; people who don't indicate at roundabouts! people who use the ""baskets only""/fast track check-out then pay by cheque! ""A"" boards outside shops blocking the pavement; ""A"" boards with stupid messages like ""Estate Agent open"", NO on a week day in daylight hours! Persian carpet rug sale signs on lamp posts! People who give you a dirty look when you are struggling getting all your alcohol onto the check-out
Posted by goccibos, on 23-01-2007 00:24,
good start goccibos, allow me to join in:- People who get violent after consuming alcohol. Shop assistants who look into space when asking ""can I help you?"". Shops that open on bank holidays. Landlords and bar people in public houses who don’t appear to actually like the public. People who believe that the bible and in particular the new testament is actually true. Town criers (What is the point if I want to hear some-one shouting incoherent inanities I will just hang around outside the Oak and west one at about 2am) People who play the music in their cars loud enough for people in the street to hear, no doubt in the hopeless belief that others share their appalling taste. People who compile lists of the things that get on their nerves.
Posted by Carlito, on 25-01-2007 07:59,
Those Police Community Support Officers look very efficient to me. As to whether they are 'real police', I think you will find that Britain has a two tier policing system now, with one half concentrating on communnity issues and the other half being a para-military reactionary force who go around arresting government ministers :) Anyway, it is quite obvious what is needed along Dorset's coastline, 'preventative measures' (AKA a well place sniper in the sand dunes). One good man could keep the beaches clear using fear tactics alone. The low number of victims required to create the required climate of fear and thereby keep all looters at bay would be minimal, say 50 or 60. The whole thing could be televised to stop people coming down here from the north. We could call it 'Beach Olympics', events could include the 100 yard dash off the beach, The relay race (for those who can't find the way of the beach and just end up running backwards and forwards in a blind panic), and not to forget the swimming events for those poor targets that feel it would be safer in the water. Points could be awarded to the sniper (Ahemmm, ... that would be me that would) for markmanship, e.g 5 points for a maiming, 25 points for a wounding above the waistline, and 50 points for a clean kill. Of course I would have to do 'beach cleaning' on alternative days as I still have my sniper duties in good old Bridders Town. Wouldn't want to let those market trader white vans pile up at the traffic lights which obscure the view of the lights to oncoming motorists therby causing a serious danger to other road users and pedestrians.
Posted by Editor, on 25-01-2007 10:01,
Not wanting to obstain from the tirade... - People who move to the country and complain about the state of the country lanes and donkey's pooing in the street. - People who give the market traders a hard time...Come on!... It's a MAR-KET. This means STALLS, VANS, AND NOISY SALESPEOPLE, which is still better than smack-head zombies at Morrisons. - People who urinate in shop doorways...they should at least have the common decency to run up to mountfields and strain the weasel up there. - People who stop you in the supermarket for a chat when you really don't have the time, or care what they have to say...and the same people who then badly hide their suprise when they spy the contents of you basket being nothing but beer, vodka and bags of Pistachios. - People who blame Bridport for their alcoholism and lack of self belief. - People who live on busy roads and complain about the traffic. - People who drive brand new 4x4s that would rather risk a head on collision than drive through a puddle. - People who live by the sea and don't appreciate it. - Cliques. - People who are over-enthusatic to the point of nausea, who rather than rally support for an idea, actually put people off it. - Weird prozac people who have lost all cynicism, and the ability to question. - People who are so up their own arses that they can't see any other opinion but their own.
Posted by dragon, on 25-01-2007 10:11,
Now you're getting the hang of it, I told you it would be okay. Here's one from me... Drivers who do not thank you for letting them pass - ""At least lift a finger in acknowledgement you ignorant *****s""
Posted by dragon, on 26-01-2007 11:24,
Heres just one from me for now, there are lots, believe me!! Self opinionated,overweight,short Northerners who try to inflict their attitudes on all around them and pretend they understand other peoples opinions, when their only interest is in what THEY think!!
Posted by dragon, on 26-01-2007 11:32,
I hate BAD MANNERS and no RESPECT for others! They both show a lack of breeding and education and theres far too much of both! people seem to have forgotten how to behave!!
Posted by The Bat, on 26-01-2007 11:34,
oh and by the way the Pope don't scare me, he does his job and i do mine, we don't interfere with each other! (imagine , if the Pope interfered with me!! I could sell my story to Jade Goody and be rich!! haha
Posted by ooaargh, on 26-01-2007 17:31,
I notice that the 'owners of the flotsam and jetsom washed up on the south coast have gone out of their way to insist that people should declare their booty as to use their words 'the items still belong to the owners, and to keep them is theft'. Strange they don't seem to care about all that oil they are losing, in fact they don't care what happens to it at all or what damage it does. You don't see the so called 'owners' of the oil making a big noise about collecting it all from the beach and offering compensation to all the seagull and fish orphans created by their property AKA oil!
Posted by dragon, on 26-01-2007 17:47,
People who dont agree with my opinion. People who talk when I am trying to impose my views and beliefs on them. People who fail to see things my way. Other people. People who have great big driveways and then put up a sign saying ""No Turning""
Posted by The Bat, on 27-01-2007 10:37,
I heard that the ship actually went past plymouth when it was already in trouble...WHO THE F**K ORDERED IT TO TRY AND GET TO PORTLAND...I WANT THEIR HEADS! sorry for shouting Ed' but it is very out of order i think, yeah so the owners lose some stuff, they deserve to just as much as it is a way of life that we the locals collect goods from wrecked ships! angrilly Stretched
Posted by ooaargh, on 27-01-2007 12:25,
People who brew beer, but don't say they do!
Posted by dragon, on 27-01-2007 19:30,
Gooseberries; nasty little green hairy things. Seedless Grapes: that’s which-craft, where do they come from, how do they reproduce? Genetically modified crops (including skunk ‘cos that’s what it is psychosis sufferers) People who believe in any sort of religion and then get the hump when you start to question them about it or start picking holes in the doctrine they blindly follow. People not from round these parts who come and steal the booty that the sea has delivered unto us. TV soaps and any-one who watches them or has the temerity to talk to me about them when I am imbibing in a draught of ale thinking that I might care about their hollow dung filled lives. Books. Films. Fun of any sort.
Posted by goccibos, on 28-01-2007 09:28,
those moronic idiots who seem to think it is a good idea to bring their bloody great big dogs into town on a saturday, when its already full of slow oldies on sticks, invalid carriages, zimmer frames, tricycles and pushchairs, not to mention the market stalls!! Dogs dont need to go shopping!! what is the ""bat"" like at sniping dogs?
Posted by Ivor Bigun, on 29-01-2007 08:05,
people who can't park, usually 4x4s, or double park in East St, usually 4x4s or Volvos 4x4 and volvos! ""Fight the Ban"" signs people who put ""support British farming"" on their very British Volvos and Suburu's. People who vote conservative then moan about lack of services, poor public transport and having to wait on the NHS NEW Labour!
