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Posted by The Bat, on 16-02-2007 20:18,

Carlito, if you,as a non smoker, want to be a smoker sympathiser, then be prepared to be tarred with the same brush, that includes your lungs ! sorry if the spelling is a little off but i'm not a sensible drinker, cheers. I'm sure that nicotine softens the brain, chief, and also makes the user extremely SELFISH, keep your smoke to yourself, we don't want it. hic hic.

Posted by The Bat, on 16-02-2007 23:05,

Yellow nicotine coloured hats sounds good. Maybe bearing the slogan 'I smoke therefore I die horribly of a degenerative lung disease and leave behind a widow and maybe a few children who won’t have a father or mother and as a result will grow up all bitter and socially isolated which may very well make me turn to drugs and shoplift a lot’ Sounds like a catchy slogan to me!

Posted by Chief Wigam, on 16-02-2007 23:21,

Moaning old gits who add their angry little niggles to a long list of things that annoy other angry old gits. Especially when the list of angry old git niggles is continuation of previous angry old git niggles. One Round One Kill

Posted by The Bat, on 21-02-2007 11:57,

This is an appalling article. Is she writing about the town I've lived in for thirty five years? If she is I don't recognise it. 'Rural Workers and Fishermen' What is she on about? I say 'AYE' MorningLookingForHerCat

Posted by Ivor Bigun, on 22-02-2007 20:27,

So long as The Bat is not the first performer on this new sex webcam, i'm not going to dismiss the idea !!

Posted by dragon, on 22-02-2007 22:06,

May i, in the most pleasant way possible remark about the poor standards of spelling and grammar in this column? We are all assumed to be ""grumpy ol' gits"", which means we all should have been educated in the good old fashioned values of manners, spelling grammar and all those essential qualities to carry us successsfully through life!(thats something along the lines of what i was told at school at least). Words such asbuses, through,aisles, vehicles,incessantly,vivnity,c ursory, here,halitosis and some terrible grammatical errors in a recent communication on this page prompted thei response from me, so sorry and hello skelliton haha9or is that skellington?

Posted by Rustic, on 25-02-2007 17:54,

Ah Tuzo, you have missed my point about the pope and his fear filled, guilt ridden, dare not question, bunch of followers, I meant to take a wider swipe and say ""does anyone believe in this god nonsense anymore"" but something or someone (ooo how spooky) must have guided my hand. I saw a bunch of fish off west bay the other day swimming up and down and then jumping and then going round in circles but apparently cod does move in mysterious ways So back to the point in question ""and another thing"", any one who is daft enough to base their entire belief system on a book that was written and heavily edited centuries after any events portrayed in it and that was translated from ancient Greek and Hebrew with all the errors that were bound to occur. I don't know about you but I do know the way a story changes from one side of the pub to another.

Posted by andy head, on 25-02-2007 19:26,

'people can dramatically improve their lives followed by refreshments' - I should cocoa.

Posted by andy head, on 26-02-2007 10:53,

Dragon - I think that should be ""old-fashioned"", with a hyphen.

Posted by Rustic, on 26-02-2007 19:55,

I wonder what I could grow in an insulated indoor growing cabinet. Excotic POT plants spring to mind but my question is why is it insulated if it is going to be indoors? I mean isn't that the point of being indoors.

Posted by Carlito, on 03-03-2007 10:23,

Fantastic response to the Observer's terrifying vision of Jocastas and Saffrons descending on Bridport and turning it into some kind of Padstow-like FrankenRickstein if you'll pardon the pun.

Posted by tuzo, on 03-03-2007 20:06,

The spokesman went on to say ""we dont want to break with tradition so the new clock will be programmed to beep thirteen times when ringing in the new year"". cordless says ,how come i haven't heard the thirteen bells on new year.perhaps i'm to preocupied at that time.will the new clock need a new back up battery once a year?will the poor old clockwinder be paid off and made redundent?

Posted by dragon, on 04-03-2007 10:19,

Oh Carlito, you shame me, shall i do the whole week in a corner with the dunce's cap on? I hope others read every word i write as you do, it is satisfying to know that my efforts are not wasted,though, i may well have been wasted when i wrote my last! Thank you for being both observant, and clever, you have to be from up north!!! Dragon

Posted by Editor, on 07-03-2007 15:24,

My Dad was an airline pilot. He died peacefully in his sleep, ... not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Posted by Rustic, on 25-04-2007 10:41,

You did miss my point tuzo, I am no more anti catholic than I am anti any particular organised religion that operates under the threat that unless I am part of it then I am doomed to some hideous eternal non-death with fires and demons and all sorts of other fairy tale rubbish. I don't have a problem with the ethos that most religions base themselves on ie love and peace, but considering worldwide the number of people who supposedly ""believe"" in these love and caring orientated religions, I would have to say that the world is a in a bit of a crappy state. And another point, spending eternity with a bunch of christians doesn't sound like heaven to me.

Posted by Carlito, on 25-04-2007 13:48,

I can imagine spending eternity surrounded by Christians would be like spending eternity in rehab. Considering the majority of followers of the Christian faith (in this country anyway) have had some kind of crisis/breakdown/emotional battering which broke down their self-belief and self-esteem so low that they turn to bizarre fiction for ""hope"", I would assume that heaven would be full of self-help clinics, non-alcohlic bars, censored pornography (or atleast porn that is only shown when the participants are pro-creating), coffee mornings and free spray-on urine&lavender scent. A place where teenage rebellion is to sing Kumbayja-Me-Lord slightly out of tune, or with a bit of a ""swing"" to the rythmn. A place where nobody has even the slightest incling to not conform to the norm, to not be adverse to any opinion or act. To love unconditionally all of humanity and forgive all... perpetually turning the other cheek. A place where it is impossible to do anything that may directly or indirectory have a negative effect on anyone else. How INHIBITING! How FRUSTRATING! That WOULD be torture! I know this is a HUGE cliche, but it rings true! ""Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.""

Posted by tuzo, on 25-04-2007 18:13,

there is nothing wrong with guilt, rustic.. it serves its purpose (re guilt ridden followers)and i would have thought taking a pop at the pope was anti catholic what ever you say.

Posted by Bentley, on 25-04-2007 20:04,

You have got it right there carlito, the most unsatisfying thing about trying to open up heated debate with people of christian beliefs is that no matter how accurate and even hurtful and offensive your points are, under their own rules they have to forgive you! unlike other religions who would be out in the street burning effigies of you, calling on all their brothers sisters aren't aloud to have any say) to kill you on sight, while at the same time declaring themselves to be open, tolerant, caring and loving. Being an athiest would be more fun if it wasn't so bloody easy.

Posted by Carlito, on 26-04-2007 11:33,

Tuzo I don't think Rustic could give a Castle-Maine XXXX as to whether you think he's anti-catholic or not. Besides he's already said he's anti-organised religion, which I believe Catholicism falls under, does it not? Guilt is fine if the outcome of your guilt has some effect on the original cause of the guilt. Example: You have two cows, you tell one cow that the other cow has bigger udders and laugh in her face about it. The cow becomes depressed. You feel GUILT. You then buy the cow a nice bunch of cowslips wrapped up in a yellow bow. The cow feels much better and all is good. Guilt was the trigger in the above example for an act that reversed the cause of the guilt. Christians are walking the earth GUILTY because a man called Jesus apparently died on the cross (or...""gave his life"")so that the sins of humanity would be forgiven. Christians therefore for feel eternally indebted to Jesus for this act and are guilty that ""the son of God"" had to die because of their sins. I have literally seen Christians weeping with guilt. Weeping with meakness, and we-are-not-worthy-ness. It is a VERY SAD state to be in. The point is, no amount of GUILT in this case will have any effect on the cause. Mainly because the cause is based on FICTION, and if not FICTION but at least something partially-notable that happened thousands of years ago and was entirely mis-construde, and has no bearing on you personally, and therefore in this instance the Guilt is a wasted emotion, it is self-destroying and you need to GET OVER IT. LIVE LIFE TUZO! Indulgence instead of abstinence! Wisdom instead of dillusional theories! Take responsibility for your life, every day, every hour, every minute. Remember - it's YOU. You are IT. The buck stops with YOU. And remember, many of the ""sins"" lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification! ""LUKE...."" - ""LOOK AT YOUR PITIFUL REBEL ALLIANCE""...""REACH OUT STRIKE ME DOWN..."" ...""YOU WILL COME TO THE DARK SIDE""... So...how did he get away with murdering his own father anyhow? NURSE!

Posted by tuzo, on 26-04-2007 16:03,

sweeping statements, stereotypes, advice.. i am overwhelmed..meanwhile i shall be giving your opinions the consideration they deserve

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