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Posted by chesilbank, on 17-11-2006 17:24,

Why not park where you want but do the following: 1: Take off your windscreen wiper arms so the gestapo can't put a parking ticket under them. 2: Take off your wheels and put them inside your vehicle so that they can't be clamped or the car towed away !! Just don't have your best clothes on whilst doing number 2, as you may get a bit grubby !!!

Posted by ooaargh, on 03-12-2006 13:06,

it's a tartan shopping bag/zimmer combo (very stylish) on wheels.

Posted by chesilbank, on 05-12-2006 19:13,

I see,its the 99% of the population who don't squat where they want (oh,er !!) that are bollox yes ? No,as Stretchy Nuts has reminded us they aint angels and never will be. But there are more pressing problems to worry about though, like for instance immigration,lack of affordable housing and ministers giving themselves 60% pay rises whilst raising council tax way beyond inflation.

Posted by Rustic, on 06-12-2006 16:50,

dancing policemen ? its enough to give you nightmares.shouldnt they be on the beat {instead of just behind it) taxpayers money blah blah blah should be out catching criminals blah blah blah they are a disgrace.....except that lady one....

Posted by chesilbank, on 06-12-2006 19:12,

I reckon I can knock up a shadow screen and the candidates can debate behind this if they wish to preserve their anonymity. The elected mayor can then choose to have his online persona become public and be issued with another online e-mail, giving him the ability to argue with himself and perhaps plot his own downfall. Or he can be sufficinetly heavily disguised by his trappings of office as to be unrecognisible.

Posted by Ivor Bigun, on 06-12-2006 20:03,

i'd like to add that i've never killed anyone, at least not on the road, and have a clean driving licence. i'm afraid i don't have the time to enjoy the highways of west dorset like the sunday drivers, byways on the other hand i really enjoy, knocking the ramblers out of the way in my huge 4x4 as i tear down the green lanes with all my friends is great fun. i must admit i prefer a pint of mr palmers ipa rather than testosterone, it makes the driving more fun, i live in this sleepy part of rural england because this is where i was brought up, just making the point that i'm not a bloody outsider thats come here to spoil it all for us locals. as for the ""peckerheads"" comment i'd be happy to discuss it face to face at the xmas party, we'll see what simple logic is all about.

Posted by chesilbank, on 11-12-2006 20:17,

Thanks delboy, your right, i'd be happy to take the nervous drivers out for a little drive in their own cars, i'm sure the one's that come back alive would be more than happy to surrender their driving licence's !

Posted by ooaargh, on 13-12-2006 18:52,

Would that be one of those dirty macs with no buttons so it keeps blowing open in the wind :)

Posted by Ivor Bigun, on 14-12-2006 21:10,

Yeah, the elections should be online. Many people want their identities protected. I snipe, therfore I am.

Posted by chesilbank, on 15-12-2006 16:07,

Wonderful news! Leakers bakery have agreed to reinstate the feudal right of the Earl of Bucky Doo to claim a bakers dozen of mince pies at Christmas and a harvest loaf at harvest festival time. Other local businesses keen to gain aristocratic endorsement and all that it entails should contact the editor. Watch this space for our re-instated rights.

Posted by Ivor Bigun, on 15-12-2006 19:59,

my philosophy is that the least amount of time you spend on the road, the less likely you are to have an accident, so, if you can do a journey that should take an hour in half an hour then there's half the chance of said accident. thats basic logic !

Posted by ooaargh, on 22-12-2006 20:08,

Unfortunately whether you like it or not the police are in a position where they have to provide evidence to take people to court and have them convicted of an offence. There is a world of difference between knowing who is responsible for the crime in Bridport and proving it. This 'legal safeguard' does not apply to the local skagg heads, drug dealers, shoplifters, and thieves. What a great world this low life dross frequents where society provides them with numerous safeguards against their 'human rights' while ignoring the human rights of their victims. Very easy to ridicule or criticise the police under these circumstnaces.

Posted by Ivor Bigun, on 23-12-2006 09:58,

Seems to me we all , well most of us anyway, feel the same way about this. I get pxxsed off when a drug problem is used as an excuse for crime. Perhaps it is time to re-open my Charles Bronson Death Wish bag and put them away for ever ! Anyone interested in joining ? ski masks provided of course - leave me a message @ Bridport Radio. Merry Christmas to you all..

Posted by Rustic, on 26-12-2006 18:30,

All's well that ends well. We've been offered the perfect venue as a replacement - currently under wraps, but I'll confirm asap. The new party is going to be bigger, better and not at christmas - so everyone can make it! So lets strat getting some offers of active support from you motely crew? What have you got that will help make the party truly legendary? Are you up for helping with the decor, the door, the bands, the stagemanagement, the visuals, the DJ'ing etc. ? This has always been planned as a members party.... get involved, you'll have more fun on the night! Can we also have some new manifestoes for the virtual mayor - we need an elected representative to keep those troublesome peers in line. Seasoned gruntings to you all, Head

Posted by Sprockley, on 11-01-2007 09:25,

What about the various hostelries Palmers have closed down and left empty 'cos there's quicker money in property development than in brewing dodgy beer? Ex-Mono's Bar on South Street is gagging for an unofficial re-opening or how about a weekend break at the big hotel Broad Street, Lyme Regis? A squat hotel, now there's an idea... BTW love the pillow fight idea - who else is up for it?

Posted by Editor, on 11-01-2007 13:17,

Oh come guys this ""tete a tete"" has been going on since april last year, can we please move on!

Posted by goccibos, on 11-01-2007 13:32,

It's their page now! (I should really find a way of splitting the pages up, this one takes some scrolling.) Howabout a new section called ""motoring"" or ""sticking it in the hedge"" ? What do you think?

Posted by Rustic, on 12-01-2007 22:56,

There are two distinct types of second homeowner, the first are the ones who actually spend lots of time here and are in transition before moving down completely on retirment or desperation and who use local facilities and buy locallly when they are here. They are OK and it is perfecrtly understandable why they ware doing what they are doing and in their wown way do contribute to the socio-economic fabric of our community. On rthe other hand there is the absentee, scumbag, grockle, invading, village killer. The ones, who like mentioned above, keep a ""cottage in the countr"" in the same way they would a trinket on the mantlepiece. An object of interest that can be looked at once in a while then forgotten until more clement weather arrives. Oh and while we are waiting we had best install one of those stupid lights that illuminate the entire countryside for a mile radius everytime a gnat flies by the sensor. I think that burinig them down, whislt an exellent method in itself of displaying our abhorence of these people and what they have done to our villages, is too obvious. What we need to do is start demolishing them a stone or a brick at a time. One stone or brick or piece of timber every day or every time you walk by and notice no-one has been in the place for months. The absentee owners on arriving to an empty plot would think that they were in the wrong village (especially if we took down all the village signs as well). They would ask some ""local looking chap"" where their house was or where the village was and he could reply that there never was a house there or a village of that name. The incomers would be freaked out and want to sell the plot as some bit of land occupied by a surreal ghost that legend has only a local owning the land can exorcise. Then when the land is bought back at a very sensible local price we could all help by putting a stone back one a day or every time we walked by. Almost as though by being owned by an absentee the actual fabric of the house would rather be somewhere else than empty and cold. All together now Aahh isnt that sweet?. In the meantime (that is before we learn to operate in a higher, more equitable and civil manner) I have been to the Jet(BP Texaco ???) bought petrol and matches.

Posted by Rustic, on 12-01-2007 23:15,

Oy! Sprokley, how about using a bit of imagination and contributing another subject for us to get all hot and flustered about instead of talking French at us. You may or may not have noticed that this site gets more hits than any other so someone is doing something right, and if I may be so bold as to suggest, it isn't you as you haven't contributed once other than just now to complain that you are bored with our repartee. How about this as a change of direction. I think that Zebra Crossings are great and there should be more of them in Bridport as they give the pedestrian power over the evil car driver. I also think that pelican crossings are the work of car drivers and witches and should be banned. The thing about a Zebra crossing is that it lets me decide when I want to cross the road and not be at the mercy of some electronic timing mechanism. I also think that it is a bit odd that our road crossings are named after animals that are not common in this country, mind you I couldn't see many people being keen on using a Badger or Pheasant crossing after seeing the result of those animals attempts at crossing the road spread all over the carriageways.

Posted by denzlepob, on 13-01-2007 22:36,

And what is ""your"" point then Bat?? Buy guns to promote peace? Greasing the barrel is also a euphanism for an activity indulged in by snipers to keep their trigger fingers and wrist supple.

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